Childish but effective

By unhappy wifey - 28/09/2012 06:09 - United States - Portland

Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
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Ruler3000 17

I'm curious if he went face first in food...

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matt98_fml 13

Throw a bucket of cold water on him to see if he "wakes" up.

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boxbrandon11 20

Don't cook for him next time

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nikkkkkiii 7

Two can play that game. Pretend to fall asleep every time he wants to have some "fun". That'll get him talking real quick.

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Adorlee 11

I think he'll get in her pants regardless if she's sleeping or not

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Dpac7 19

She doesn't really have to be awake for that.

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Ruler3000 17

I'm curious if he went face first in food...

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matt98_fml 13

Throw a bucket of cold water on him to see if he "wakes" up.

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folfg0 12

Well his little game is obviously working. She's on here instead of arguing with him. Just thought I'd throw that out there. So who's the "child/idiot/etc" now? :P

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emilyjgraham 34

still him because he's a grown man acting like a child. I'd want to complain to someone/something as well!

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evilplatypus 38

37 - just because she's on here, doesn't mean she's not still arguing with him. Some people are capable of multitasking.

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matt98_fml 13

Or maybe she wanted to vent to us fmlers to get our point of view and show the comments all to her husband.

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perdix 29

More food for you! When his little game results in a fat wife, he'll give up.

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dougiewhale 6

Then the husband would have sex with the liposuction fat instead of OP.

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LoveGuru69 0

give him a blumpkin and he will start treating you with more respect. Trust me, i know from experience ;)

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theamazingone_12 7

He needs to grow up and you need to remodel the house! If he dosent want to input his ideas ohhh well hes had lots of chances

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Donat96 20

Narcolepsy is a serious condition.

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bossroyd 4

Just pretend to fall asleep during sexy times with him and see how he feels

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FuzzyJack 15

Just start remodeling without him. He'll stop acting like a kid soon enough.

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nanpooo 6

Give him a rude awakening. He might stop pretending to be asleep. Although it might result in him doing something else stupid...

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RpiesSPIES 27

That's the best strategy to get out of things you don't want to do :)

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ZiplockP 0

I just slept through your comment.

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