Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health, and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML
Today, my grandma, who was placed in a hospice a few months ago, started to decline in health and passed away, The day before she died I thought my girlfriend was so sweet because she took a leading role in her care, just to find out she didn’t care about her at all. It was just an act to steal her pain medication. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
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Zigster94 0
you're better off without him. if he cares more about his bed than your tears, he isn't the right guy
jorygirly 0
what an ignorant selfish ingrate boyfriend. I've heard of guys having no feelings but this is out of control. Dump him
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kaitlynadele 0
DUMP THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!
FTL 0
I know everyone already said this, but you need to dump him asap. Sounds like a first-class jerk.
1life2live 0
wow that sounds like my ex. when my grandpa passed away, he wouldn't hold me or console me because "crying is a sign of weakness" and "I don't sympathize or mourn the dead, so you shouldn't either" same with when my grandma passed a year later.
jay_T09 0
awww sorry that sucks just next time ur boyfriend starts being sad "my mom just died" or "spills his heart" E.G. "I love u i want to be with u forever" just laugh hysterically and why are people here so damn sexist not all guys are complete dickwads not saying im not one but still u damn sexist grrrr
FTL 0
"there's a moment for everything. let the man sleep and talk to him about it in the morning. if he's truly a douche, you'll find out one way or another-- but waking someone up in the middle of the night will surely piss them off. Pick your moments." Ok, you *may* have a point. If he was still half asleep and not yet lucid, I could understand. Maybe he was still in dream land and didn't understand what she was saying. It's not clear from the OP. But if he did understand, regardless of whether he was just woken up or not, he is a jerk. Case closed.
jay_T09 0
oh and by the way "sleeping bf crafty stapler" is all im saying
ashtaru 3
Throw him a nickle, saying "here, go buy yourself a personality"
youaresofucked 0
HAHAHA! I mean, AHH what a dick!
AntiChrist7 0
you choose an insensitive dick, your own fault. YDI
asttro_boy 0
JERK!