Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health, and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML
Out of control
Today, my grandma, who was placed in a hospice a few months ago, started to decline in health and passed away, The day before she died I thought my girlfriend was so sweet because she took a leading role in her care, just to find out she didn’t care about her at all. It was just an act to steal her pain medication. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
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Zigster94 0
you're better off without him. if he cares more about his bed than your tears, he isn't the right guy
jorygirly 0
what an ignorant selfish ingrate boyfriend. I've heard of guys having no feelings but this is out of control. Dump him
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Comments (267)
AK 2
I wonder how all these FMLers end up with asshole boyfriends/girlfriends all the time. The world is worse than I thought.
legion_hexx 0
no offense, but you deserve that simply because your boyfriend is a douche... and even after that you're still with him... he gets a FAIL....
Art_Vandeley 0
Yeeeah probably not the best time to tell something like that in bed. The man is tired after a hard day of work and doesn`t want to be botherd. So unlike all the other comments here I say YDI.
mk1o3o 0
dude, why are there so many retarded jerk boyfriends on FML?
kewlz323 0
AWWW poor girl i feel so bad for you what a fucktard dumb his ass, sorry for your loss but you need to dump the bastard
BarbieSwag 0
I hope you punched him and then broke up with him after that...
susie1234_5678 0
If this is true, please dump him, for your own self-respect.
cactusstar 0
sorry about your grandmather. sorry for your loss. dump him, ditch him. live your own life...try to make you a person. Donot try to count on him.
theclash06013 0
He's a D - Bag, unless it was like 2:30 AM, in which case he wasn't listening (still a d - bag move, but much less so)
kellster 2
WHAT an asshole! I am so, so sorry. Please get out of there, and quickly. There are better people out there, and you don't need to be burdened with his insensitive, selfish presence especially when you're grieving.