Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend, who absolutely would never cheat on me because she’s been cheated on in the past and knows how much it hurts, has not one but two boyfriends on the side, who know about each other and do occasional threesomes. Lying bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
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Top comments
Ikickmidgets 11
Go get tested before your dick falls off man!
LucianDeSouza 4
At least you know you don't have to support her unemployment .
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Comments (236)
akallaan 7
Is she a girl for The Girls of Madam Camae's Filipino Palace... She is just a massage therapist. She'll massage anyone's **** for money. XD
Kiirst_mt1994 26
i hope she's your ex...
hannahcorrine 0
Haha clever name
rayne_313 0
if you now know about it and continue to date her, I'd have to say YDI
pilotx 0
I'm in love with a hooker
KiddNYC1O 22
In love like eh, Eh, EH...
CassidyMayJay 0
Do you have a good back hand?
ikickgingers 15
When I read this I starting humming "King of wishful thinking". :/ If her name is Vivian, run fast.
FYLDeep 26
Better brush up on your pimp-slapping skills.
theghost1309 11
Can't forget the baby powder
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
Yes, yes it does.
zhaoyunus 0
Dump her. I don't think you want aids or stds.
ellakacyme22 6
Yeah she must have Aids and all the STD. Idiot
copo37 7
Actually they are now called STIs and I believe the commenter said or, not and. Way to call someone an idiot when you in fact can't read.
Bobissmall 13
You can called them STI's or STD's where are you getting your info from?