FML : Today, still suffering from an eye infection, I received a customer complaint. Having red eyes, asking how a patron's day went, and thanking them as they...

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Today, still suffering from an eye infection, I received a customer complaint. Having red eyes, asking how a patron's day went, and thanking them as they left my register obviously means that I must be stoned out of my mind. Apparently I've moved to a city where you must be on drugs if you're nice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Customer Stonage Representative / Friday 21 October 2011 12:10 / Canada

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By flockz | 19

#3467171 - Friday 21 October 2011 06:41

i thought canadians were supposed to be nice.

By YdoIhaveAchode | 4

#3467503 - Friday 21 October 2011 07:48

Seems like you're mentally unstable..

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By CoolStoryScrote | 6

#3467108 - Friday 21 October 2011 06:33

That sucks, sorry OP

TokinUp | 6

#3467453 - Friday 21 October 2011 07:29

Happens to me all the time. Not such a bad thing

NuTrees | 9

#3467457 - Friday 21 October 2011 07:31

Shame. I'm high every time I work. The custos love me though. Must be the eye drops.

eeppiicc | 8

#3467841 - Friday 21 October 2011 09:27

Eye don't see the problem with being nice.

False_Stupidity | 41

#3468398 - Saturday 22 October 2011 12:18

#40 Eye See what you did there!

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3468696 - Saturday 22 October 2011 01:27

That happens to me too, but interestingly only when I'm sober. Sometimes you can't tell the difference between one who's stoned off his ass and one who just hasn't slept in a couple of days.

By amazinglyHappy | 6

#3467110 - Friday 21 October 2011 06:33

With Any City You're either High Or Mentally Unstable of you're polite...

YdoIhaveAchode | 4

#3467503 - Friday 21 October 2011 07:48

Seems like you're mentally unstable..

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3467870 - Friday 21 October 2011 09:34

Y Are your Typing like This?

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3469873 - Saturday 22 October 2011 04:27

You forgot to criticize me about my use of "your."

By LucianDeSouza | 4

#3467138 - Friday 21 October 2011 06:38

Considering the image of you on that day , it really does look like you were on drugs .

By ninjaicekitten | 0

#3467143 - Friday 21 October 2011 06:38

damn

13FTW | 9

#3467380 - Friday 21 October 2011 07:15

What a well thought out comment! You deserve a pony and a few cookies.

Chad_the_Brony | 0

#3471105 - Saturday 22 October 2011 11:20

I'll have his pony if he doesn't want it. And his cookie. I'll take everything. Creativity means nothing to an awesome prize like that.

By RebekahBrooke | 9

#3467158 - Friday 21 October 2011 06:40

That's ridiculous. Sorry you have to deal with that.

By omfg_creepers | 8

#3467170 - Friday 21 October 2011 06:41

Do they have blue lights in store bathrooms? Or is that just my city

WhyAmUHere | 19

#4665588 - Sunday 8 July 2012 09:37

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

By flockz | 19

#3467171 - Friday 21 October 2011 06:41

i thought canadians were supposed to be nice.

IfTheKeyFits | 3

#3467212 - Friday 21 October 2011 06:47

Only the ones that give us free bacon are.

xSynergY | 8

#3467231 - Friday 21 October 2011 06:50

^ scrubs

deviable | 9

#3467749 - Friday 21 October 2011 09:03

We are, but when the poutine runs out we tend to get pretty nasty.

ThatOneCanadian | 0

#3467798 - Friday 21 October 2011 09:18

ahh everyone loves us canadians :)

jennjennsofly | 7

#3470749 - Saturday 22 October 2011 07:33

for me I get pretty mean when the line is too long at tim horton's.

By Freeze_fml | 16

#3467179 - Friday 21 October 2011 06:42

It's probably just the eyes.

j_cat187 | 19

#3481289 - Monday 24 October 2011 08:10

Yea avoid wearing contacts when you get high. Also bring shades and eyedrops

By ninjuh_wingman | 29

#3467187 - Friday 21 October 2011 06:43

In the customers defence, it does seem like your high

unluckiestperson_fml | 14

#3467548 - Friday 21 October 2011 08:00

You're*. And customer's*. Sorry, had to be done.

SwtCherryPie | 26

#3467563 - Friday 21 October 2011 08:06

you forgot defense... not trying to get rid of any fences that i noticed

bfsd42 | 20

#3467824 - Friday 21 October 2011 09:24

Why customer's? I'm pretty sure that customers is right.

faithxoxox | 1

#3468508 - Saturday 22 October 2011 01:04

39- Customers is plural. Customer's is possessive. Customers' would be the plural possessive. The sentence would work with either the second or the last one.