Today, still suffering from an eye infection, I received a customer complaint. Having red eyes, asking how a patron's day went, and thanking them as they left my register obviously means that I must be stoned out of my mind. Apparently I've moved to a city where you must be on drugs if you're nice. FML
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flockz
| 19
i thought canadians were supposed to be nice.
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YdoIhaveAchode
| 4
Seems like you're mentally unstable..
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CoolStoryScrote
| 6
That sucks, sorry OP
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TokinUp
| 6
Happens to me all the time. Not such a bad thing
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NuTrees
| 9
Shame. I'm high every time I work. The custos love me though. Must be the eye drops.
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eeppiicc
| 8
Eye don't see the problem with being nice.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
#40 Eye See what you did there!
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
That happens to me too, but interestingly only when I'm sober. Sometimes you can't tell the difference between one who's stoned off his ass and one who just hasn't slept in a couple of days.
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amazinglyHappy
| 6
With Any City You're either High Or Mentally Unstable of you're polite...
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YdoIhaveAchode
| 4
Seems like you're mentally unstable..
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_Oblivion_
| 12
Y Are your Typing like This?
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_Oblivion_
| 12
You forgot to criticize me about my use of "your."
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LucianDeSouza
| 4
Considering the image of you on that day , it really does look like you were on drugs .
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ninjaicekitten
| 0
damn
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13FTW
| 9
What a well thought out comment! You deserve a pony and a few cookies.
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Chad_the_Brony
| 0
I'll have his pony if he doesn't want it. And his cookie. I'll take everything. Creativity means nothing to an awesome prize like that.
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RebekahBrooke
| 9
That's ridiculous. Sorry you have to deal with that.
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omfg_creepers
| 8
Do they have blue lights in store bathrooms? Or is that just my city
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WhyAmUHere
| 19
What the hell does that have to do with anything?
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flockz
| 19
i thought canadians were supposed to be nice.
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IfTheKeyFits
| 3
Only the ones that give us free bacon are.
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xSynergY
| 8
^ scrubs
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deviable
| 9
We are, but when the poutine runs out we tend to get pretty nasty.
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ThatOneCanadian
| 0
ahh everyone loves us canadians :)
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jennjennsofly
| 7
for me I get pretty mean when the line is too long at tim horton's.
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Freeze_fml
| 16
It's probably just the eyes.
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j_cat187
| 19
Yea avoid wearing contacts when you get high. Also bring shades and eyedrops
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ninjuh_wingman
| 29
In the customers defence, it does seem like your high
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unluckiestperson_fml
| 14
You're*. And customer's*. Sorry, had to be done.
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SwtCherryPie
| 26
you forgot defense... not trying to get rid of any fences that i noticed
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bfsd42
| 20
Why customer's? I'm pretty sure that customers is right.
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faithxoxox
| 1
39- Customers is plural. Customer's is possessive. Customers' would be the plural possessive. The sentence would work with either the second or the last one.
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sadistmonkey
| 19
Defense can alternatively be spelled defence.
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xSynergY
| 8
Yeah... The 'thanking' part would of thrown me off as well lol