Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend, who absolutely would never cheat on me because she’s been cheated on in the past and knows how much it hurts, has not one but two boyfriends on the side, who know about each other and do occasional threesomes. Lying bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Ikickmidgets 11
Go get tested before your dick falls off man!
LucianDeSouza 4
At least you know you don't have to support her unemployment .
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (236)
tigergirl_100 0
I'm sorry did u say dating as in still dating Dude u most me stupid or ugly. Get a backbone
loserman67 36
Good news, bad news GOOD NEWS: She's experienced and can do all the things you like BAD NEWS: She's experienced and can give you all the diseases you dislike GOOD NEWS: You're getting the services of a professional for free BAD NEWS: You're getting the "sloppy second" services of a professional for free GOOD NEWS: She's most likely a "three input" lover BAD NEWS: She's most likely a "three input at the same time" lover and you ain't number 1, 2 OR 3 GOOD NEWS: She probably likes to travel by train BAD NEWS: She probably likes to pull a train I could go on and on, but...you get the idea...kick her to the curb
jefffluffingham 5
hey guys! lets play "get your cheating bitch of a girlfriend arrested!"
Scanoodles 2
Haha.
chickenpie90 16
Sorry dude
bubo_fml 11
You're both gainfully employed...She's a Ho & you're a pudding mixer!
rae_munchkin 6
Are you sure you aren't a "client" as well.
AfroD 0
Tatuttumm!!!
DontForgetMe4 0
hey, I hear prostitution is a great paying job right now.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Fortunately OP lives in the UK, where prostitution is, for the most part, legal. (Pimping, brothels, and streetwalking aren't; neither is kerb-crawling.) I don't think there's anything wrong with being--or dating--a prostitute, but you had better have a good long discussion with her about just what her safer-sex practices are with her client(s), and how she's going to separate her professional life (this other guy, maybe more) from her romantic life (you). The only way to do this, if you're going to do it, is to get everything out in the open and on the table. I think I'd be mildly annoyed that she didn't tell me before, but I can understand that she's embarrassed. Good luck, OP.
False_Stupidity 42
This actually makes a shred of sense..
koko_ov 6
Never works, and i know this for a fact.
pulore 3
Well if u plan on staying with the **** at least get ur cut at the end of the night. Oh and as said previously, do go and get ur dick checked if u want to continue having one.