Today, I found out my diet and exercise plan wasn't nearly as effective when it comes to weight loss as I had originally thought. It turns out what really accounts for all the weight I've been losing is tapeworms. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, I lost the 5 pounds I had gained over the last few weeks. I had vowed to do whatever it took to lose that weight, and I actually did, when I caught a horrible stomach bug. I'd eat my words, but I'm pretty sure I'd just end up throwing them up. FML
Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that if you spontaneously begin to lose weight, you may have cancer, not an increased metabolism. FML
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drkwlf 0
Which is disgusting.
superstephen4 5
oh dang. well it is the best weight loss program
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Comments (104)
Jenisist 1
wellll....it worked :)
bored690 0
LOL tonnes of people eat rare meat and don't get worms!! Just worm yourself
I_Meow 0
uhh...well atleast you lost the weight n.n;..but FYL...eww
Clutzs 5
someone died from the tape worm diets ate there organs (ya'll did not need to know that) but hey u lost the friggen weight not in a fun way
eachpeach 0
holy hell some of you are retarded. idl the disgusting diet, because it's.. well, disgusting (the same applies for any parasites) and there are MUCH healthier ways to lose weight. the only worms which will spread to your brain are pork and fish tapeworms, and sometimes you can get pork tapeworms from beef. cow tapeworms certainly don't multiply in just /days/. it takes at least a good 2 months before it reaches sexual maturity, and then if you're not so sure about the idea of worms migrating out your ass, you take a dose of praziquantel.
niknik2014 1
ewwwwwwww that's soooo gross that's pathetic when it comes down to ppl being that desperate and lazy to loaing wait with tape worm...nasty
littlejew 0
meh...at least you'll finally be attractive..
2lollymolly2 0
that is really really grose why would you share this.
DrStarryguy 0
Oh crap! get them out! you have to shit them out so get them out ASAP
andrealovvve 17
Saw this on 1,000 ways to die lol well you can guess what happened after the tapeworm.... but that is nastyyyy!