Health: Barf!

Barf!

By TPelekakis - 08/06/2016 17:01 - United States - Kingsport

Today, I lost the 5 pounds I had gained over the last few weeks. I had vowed to do whatever it took to lose that weight, and I actually did, when I caught a horrible stomach bug. I'd eat my words, but I'm pretty sure I'd just end up throwing them up. FML

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By jetpack girl - 22/02/2023 22:00

Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML

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Skinny issues

By maisie - 31/03/2021 21:30

Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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Bugged

By IEatDammit - 30/01/2009 03:26 - Canada

Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic so to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her. Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She heard and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML

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No pain, no gain

By skinny & doomed - 06/06/2021 20:01

Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML

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Are you calling me fat?

By hannah - 05/08/2022 12:00

Today, I was talking on the internet about my goal to get back up to a healthy weight. Their responses consisted of, “Uh, don’t you mean DOWN?” No, I meant up. I had a stomach condition for months that made me puke if I so much as thought about food. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2010 19:31 - United States

Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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Healthy mind in a healthy body

By Anonymous - 04/08/2021 12:59 - Brazil - Niter?i

Today, I started a diet to lose the 20lbs I put on during quarantine. It was also the day my body decided the diminished food intake means I'm trying to starve it to death, and must be punished with a horrible migraine. That's what I get for trying to be healthier. FML

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jamieblue6 16

Thursday 9 June 2016 2:42

Well I guess that's one way of losing weight haha

Tripartita 44

Thursday 9 June 2016 4:17

You either need a doctor or somebody who specializes in words… might I suggest visiting an etymologist?

Comments

jamieblue6 16

Thursday 9 June 2016 2:42

Well I guess that's one way of losing weight haha

moodyreallyrocks 27

Thursday 9 June 2016 2:43

One way of looking at it OP!!

jondillboy 17

Thursday 9 June 2016 2:46

Effective method

jentrynicole 20

Thursday 9 June 2016 3:03

Feel better soon!

trucker2 33

Thursday 9 June 2016 3:05

Everyone raise your glasses (of Pepto-Bismol) and congratulate Op... On such drastic weight loss..... Cheers... Hope you feel better

TheHeirofTime 19

Thursday 9 June 2016 3:06

Can someone explain this? I'm really confused.

InfiniteSunshine 32

Thursday 9 June 2016 4:00

The OP gained weight and wanted to lose it. They did end up losing it, but only when they caught a horrible stomach bug which makes them incredibly sick and causes them to throw up anything they consume.