Barf!

By TPelekakis - 08/06/2016 17:01 - United States - Kingsport

Today, I lost the 5 pounds I had gained over the last few weeks. I had vowed to do whatever it took to lose that weight, and I actually did, when I caught a horrible stomach bug. I'd eat my words, but I'm pretty sure I'd just end up throwing them up. FML
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jamieblue6 16

Well I guess that's one way of losing weight haha

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Tripartita 44

You either need a doctor or somebody who specializes in words… might I suggest visiting an etymologist?

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jamieblue6 16

Well I guess that's one way of losing weight haha

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jentrynicole 20

Feel better soon!

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trucker2 33

Everyone raise your glasses (of Pepto-Bismol) and congratulate Op... On such drastic weight loss..... Cheers... Hope you feel better

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TheHeirofTime 19

Can someone explain this? I'm really confused.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

The OP gained weight and wanted to lose it. They did end up losing it, but only when they caught a horrible stomach bug which makes them incredibly sick and causes them to throw up anything they consume.

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may14th 26

That's the bright side of having a stomach bug!!

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UnluckyHoax 16

Well... At least you won't gain anything for a little while.. Get well soon!

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Tripartita 44

You either need a doctor or somebody who specializes in words… might I suggest visiting an etymologist?

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