Barf!

By TPelekakis - 08/06/2016 17:01 - United States - Kingsport

Today, I lost the 5 pounds I had gained over the last few weeks. I had vowed to do whatever it took to lose that weight, and I actually did, when I caught a horrible stomach bug. I'd eat my words, but I'm pretty sure I'd just end up throwing them up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 724
You deserved it 1 025

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Well I guess that's one way of losing weight haha

You either need a doctor or somebody who specializes in words… might I suggest visiting an etymologist?

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Well I guess that's one way of losing weight haha

One way of looking at it OP!!

Effective method

Feel better soon!

Everyone raise your glasses (of Pepto-Bismol) and congratulate Op... On such drastic weight loss..... Cheers... Hope you feel better

Can someone explain this? I'm really confused.

The OP gained weight and wanted to lose it. They did end up losing it, but only when they caught a horrible stomach bug which makes them incredibly sick and causes them to throw up anything they consume.

That's the bright side of having a stomach bug!!

you deserved it.

Well... At least you won't gain anything for a little while.. Get well soon!

You either need a doctor or somebody who specializes in words… might I suggest visiting an etymologist?

A gastro-etymologist?