By Olz - 22/01/2019 14:00

Today, I received my 12-month diet plan from an online coach. It said, “Eat less calories lol.” I just lost £175. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 150
You deserved it 1 177

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You want to lose weight and lost 175 pounds. Progress.

Well, they aren’t wrong...

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Well, they aren’t wrong...

Well a) it's not completely false and b) now you have 175 pounds less to spend on unhealthy food! If you squint really hard it's a win - even if just in the sense that you got a good life lesson in why maybe this shouldn't be done online, but in person with someone who has a contract for their services and what they entail.

You want to lose weight and lost 175 pounds. Progress.

It’s a good joke for an American familiar with the British unit of currency, but for everyone else, it’s a joke that’s ruined by the fucking metric system!

Im pretty sure almost everyone gets it.

Demand a refund, the coach is obviously a fraud! It should be “fewer” calories!!!! The “lol” is a nice touch, though.

Hey the myfitnesspal app. It will help you to keep track .

It's not an FML if it works. Try it for six months and get back with us if it doesn't work.

skyguy592 15

what a scum bag

xxWTFxx1981 23

shit happens I been scammed for more unfortunately life lesson only should hurt if it happens twice.

jml2019 4

download the myfitnesspal it helps you keep track of diet and exercise

Demand a refund. If the coach refuses, go to the company they work for. If they don't work for a company, then file a complaint to one of the organizations that they have certifications through. There's a reason most of them have a Code of Ethics and it includes being professional. They will revoke their certification, and this person certainly deserves it. Source: I have an ACE Health Coach cert, ACE Personal Trainer cert, and schooling to become a dietitian.