Today, I found out my boyfriend has been "single" on numerous occasions during our 9 month relationship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 16 months has had an "internet-only" girlfriend since before we got together, but she wasn't ever "real" to him, so he didn't think it would get in the way. FML
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
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Vasin_fml 15
Make it his reality.
Doortje 30
Now he can be single until the next girl he's going to cheat on comes along. I mean, you DID dump him, right?
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Comments (116)
elisabeth1_fml 0
And yet you still call him your boyfriend!
darkmis1 18
Make him permanently single.
perdix 31
If he's hot enough to cheat, he's hot enough to keep. Would you rather have a hot guy most of the time, or a loser all of the time?
jasleex 0
"the loser" would probably treat her better anyway.
perdix 31
Oh, there's no doubt the loser would treat her better. That's the trade-off. The loser would treat her like a queen, but she's not going to get a "lady boner" looking at him. If she's expecting thrills, she's got to realize he has that effect on other women and he's gonna give in to that. The best thing is to fall for an oddball that few other women go for.
SkardeyKat 3
66 you are so right my ideal man is a loser oddball that will treat me good and be nice and loyal. Plus the oddballs have a better sense of humor.
hugsu 0
you are seriously an idiot. if girls aren't looking for someone to be loyal they wouldn't be looking for a relationship. a guy doesn't have to be extremely attractive for you to be able to love them, sexually or emotionally. the emotional attatchment alone can turn on a girl. k thnx.
dswomi 12
I believe that if this was the ideal man for every woman, it would solve a lot of life's issues
malincake 7
Do the same to him!!
TipOfTheHat 10
Your next conversation should start like this "the next time your in a relationship..." I'm sure you can fill the rest!
denbeste 3
Does anyone speak "Dumb"? Translate please.
smirnoff1695 0
This kind of thing makes me so mad. If your going to cheat, then please just end the relationship because if someones willing to cheat, they obviously don't care about the person their dating or the relationship all together.
afulks78 11
Dump him
SkardeyKat 3
Why date someone if you are going to cheat and be "single"? Why not just be legitimately single? Seems much more simple than sneaking around. I hope you dumped him.
cherrypie22 6
So what some guy cheated. Happens all the time. It's no big deal.