Today, I found out my boyfriend has been "single" on numerous occasions during our 9 month relationship. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 16 months has had an "internet-only" girlfriend since before we got together, but she wasn't ever "real" to him, so he didn't think it would get in the way. FML
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
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Top comments
Vasin_fml 15
Make it his reality.
Doortje 30
Now he can be single until the next girl he's going to cheat on comes along. I mean, you DID dump him, right?
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Comments (116)
CHOMP3R 0
That sucks. But that's happened to me...
usmcgalie 0
I hope you dumped him. Don't be a stupid girl who claims you love him and is still with him.
slushpup9696 12
Switch your first and second line around and you have a haiku.
IcySnake 0
love da boobs
asktherunes 4
Don't u mean ur ex boyfriend
BigGrouchy 0
I bet you don't dump him.....
Batman846 0
You mean Facebook right?? Cause if not he's fudged
BighornB 0
Fudged? What are we five, can't say ****? **** **** fuckity **** ****
livedandlaughed 10
Um, big trouble, have him be single indefinitely now. Jokes on your ex-boyfriend now!!
DonovanRiddick 6
Ive been cheated on before and ive cheated, not even with someone i liked just cuz the person i was with wasnt showing affection and crap. And honestly, i can say this cuz ive been both people, dump him! Id dump him, hell id dump myself. He doesnt deserve you.
DonovanRiddick 6
Ive been cheated on before and ive cheated, not even with someone i liked just cuz the person i was with wasnt showing affection and crap. And honestly, i can say this cuz ive been both people, dump him! Id dump him, hell id dump myself. He doesnt deserve you.