Today, I found out my boyfriend has been "single" on numerous occasions during our 9 month relationship. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 16 months has had an "internet-only" girlfriend since before we got together, but she wasn't ever "real" to him, so he didn't think it would get in the way. FML
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
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Vasin_fml 15
Make it his reality.
Doortje 30
Now he can be single until the next girl he's going to cheat on comes along. I mean, you DID dump him, right?
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Comments (116)
HomeAl0ne 20
Not just "single". I see from his Facebook account that often he's "willing to travel", sometimes he's been "gay", and just once he's been "into having hamsters duct taped to my scrotum and set on fire".
ProhibitionRose 14
:| pedophiles should be castrated. Chemically or physically.
lilly98ish 4
sucks for you I'm sorry that happend and I hope u mean EX-boyfriend
humanlegacy333 5
So that's who was with my ex girlfriend :(
athlete1990 4
Giggity
Mxpxdude189 0
did Facebook tell you that?
satph 12
oh that sucks! what a douche.
BonerTooLong 1
Sooo what's the problem? I can't believe people see this as a problem. You know what's the real problem? Unemployment!
tehslack 5
That's usually what happens in high school.
BighornB 0
It's ok if it's in a different area code.