Transportation: Today, I was syphoning some gas from my truck to my friend's...

By crazytortise - 06/10/2016 02:40 - United States

Today, I was syphoning some gas from my truck to my friend's car just enough to get to the gas station. I told my friend to let me know when the gas was coming; he said, "Alright." Suddenly, I got a mouth full of gas because he was on his phone taking a video of me. He got the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML

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You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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By Boltz719 - 23/08/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML

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By me - 10/11/2012 19:49 - United States - Bend

Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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Petrol head

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, while on a road trip with my friends, we stopped at a gas station to fill up. While I was pumping gas, a gust of wind blew my hat off and it landed in a puddle of gasoline. When I picked it up, my hands were covered in gasoline, so I smelled like a gas station for the rest of the trip. FML

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By Dr_Gip - 18/10/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML

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Broke ass dad

By anonymous - 19/03/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML

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Another fine mess

By MikeMoosey - 30/12/2008 18:00 - United States

Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 15:45 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

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Oh no…

By yayibs - 04/12/2015 03:21 - United States - Williamstown

Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML

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The_Sexomancer 11

Sunday 23 October 2016 3:04

You should've taken the opportunity to spit the gasoline onto his face, MacGyver up a lighter and show him who's laughing then! Probably nobody. Because he'll be in a lot of pain. And you'll be going to prison. You psychopath.

Tripartita 44

Sunday 23 October 2016 3:33

Ugh, I feel your pain, OP. There's nothing worse than your friend not warning you when it's coming and then giving you a mouthful of something nasty.

Comments

The_Sexomancer 11

Sunday 23 October 2016 3:04

blakekorn 7

Sunday 23 October 2016 4:42

I'm not sure how it escalated so quickly... but I liked it

tounces7 27

Monday 24 October 2016 0:58

What the "friend" did was nearly as bad. Swallowing gasoline can be fatal. The "Friend" is either a major dumbass, a major asshole, or both.

Dat_Class_Tho 26

Sunday 23 October 2016 3:17

The next time this friend asks for your help, you should tell him he can suck on YOUR hose. (the ungrateful little shit...)

Nnzyb 8

Sunday 23 October 2016 3:19

You have a truck and from my experience, a lot of gas stations stock small gas cans that you can use to transport fuel so you don't have to syphon gas with your mouth. You sound like a good friend though. Your friend, on the other hand, does not.

Paws_Cat 29

Sunday 23 October 2016 3:29

If your truck had gas, why didn't you just drive the truck to the gas station?

crazytortise 9

Sunday 23 October 2016 3:32

I didn't have my gas can with me

RpiesSPIES 27

Monday 24 October 2016 3:44

I belive some gas stations have gas cans to lend out to those whom don't have them for situations like this. Don't quote me on it, though. I've never had to go through this.

domolovesyoshi 33

Tuesday 25 October 2016 8:15

Why did you not just go to the gas station in your truck grab some gas and then come back? I mean most gas stations sell those jerry can things

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 4 November 2016 5:54

Better to use a different container than to get gasoline in your mouth. Or just drive your friend somewhere and drop them off so that they can come back with a gas can.