By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 425
You deserved it 23 497
Work
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

mfmylifesrsly 29
Send a private message

ummm YDI, if you didnt want him, then dont wink back. idiot.

43 4
Reply Report
RedPillSucks 31

so which is it? are you an asshole trying to seduce him, or are you trying to seduce his asshole?

34 1
Reply Report
Next

Comments

xspaniardx 3

Haha Nice. That sucks OP!

6 1
Reply Report
IVANTTOCOME 0

Or Swallows?

0 2
Reply Report
5t3ff1k4h 44
Send a private message

8 - No. That doesn't work in this case.

0 0
Reply Report
mamamiaaa_fml 12
Send a private message

tell him you were trying to eye fuck him.

0 0
Reply Report
brenkite 5
Send a private message

I read a book by a guy who has a similar condition when he is lacking sleep... and terminal cancer

0 2
Reply Report
Haydenrw93 0
Send a private message

hahahaha thats just a lil funny :P. im sure he realises the misunderstanding..... either that or he doesnt acctually have an eye twitch. :O

6 0
Reply Report
Lounia_fml 8
Send a private message

I'm sure he understands.

2 0
Reply Report
Flammin8 0

Im sure this is all imagination

2 0
Reply Report
sheagstaz 0

I am sure he wants it

1 0
Reply Report
IVANTTOCOME 0

You bitch, you owe him a hand-job.

0 1
Reply Report
RustyElmer 0
Send a private message

ahaha! i totally agree!

0 0
Reply Report
DjeePee 24
Send a private message

All week winking? Oh boy.

1 5
Reply Report
lwolfy 0
Send a private message

ay wer yu frm sexy

0 4
Reply Report
chiddy_bang71 0
Send a private message

38- what? ur obviously still high from the blunt ur smoking in ur picture.

10 0
Reply Report
mfmylifesrsly 29
Send a private message

ummm YDI, if you didnt want him, then dont wink back. idiot.

43 4
Reply Report
sweet_candy_ 17
Send a private message

well what was your intention?

12 0
Reply Report
DocBastard 38
Send a private message

He also has an uncontrollable hand twitch, so when he pinches your ass or grabs your boob, remember it's involuntary.

15 0
Reply Report
qwertyuiop44 0
Send a private message

haha for a six year old, you have a vivid imagination docbastard. and an awesome vocabulary.

0 8
Reply Report
RedPillSucks 31

so which is it? are you an asshole trying to seduce him, or are you trying to seduce his asshole?

34 1
Reply Report
theeNSP 0
Send a private message

Lol good one

0 1
Reply Report
sourgirl101 28

Or.... He might think you have a twitching condition too. Just keep on winking.

3 0
Reply Report
stronghand0331 17
Send a private message

Exactly! So when he does try to seduce him, they'll have something in common.

1 1
Reply Report
Next