By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML
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ummm YDI, if you didnt want him, then dont wink back. idiot.

so which is it? are you an asshole trying to seduce him, or are you trying to seduce his asshole?

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Haha Nice. That sucks OP!

8 - No. That doesn't work in this case.

tell him you were trying to eye fuck him.

I read a book by a guy who has a similar condition when he is lacking sleep... and terminal cancer

hahahaha thats just a lil funny :P. im sure he realises the misunderstanding..... either that or he doesnt acctually have an eye twitch. :O

I'm sure he understands.

Im sure this is all imagination

I am sure he wants it

You bitch, you owe him a hand-job.

ahaha! i totally agree!

All week winking? Oh boy.

ay wer yu frm sexy

38- what? ur obviously still high from the blunt ur smoking in ur picture.

ummm YDI, if you didnt want him, then dont wink back. idiot.

well what was your intention?

He also has an uncontrollable hand twitch, so when he pinches your ass or grabs your boob, remember it's involuntary.

haha for a six year old, you have a vivid imagination docbastard. and an awesome vocabulary.

so which is it? are you an asshole trying to seduce him, or are you trying to seduce his asshole?

Or.... He might think you have a twitching condition too. Just keep on winking.

Exactly! So when he does try to seduce him, they'll have something in common.