By tothebaneofkings - 23/04/2014 04:20 - United States

Today, my great-grandmother uttered the phrase, "Just because I'm gray up here, doesn't mean I'm gray down there!" FML
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tothebaneofkings 5
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Ha, this got posted really fast. I am the OP. This actually had happened a while ago. To answer some questions, my great grandma had been drinking and had been talking about how her two daughters only want money from her. And that when she died, "I'll leave one dollar in the bank and let them fight over it!" An evil cackle included. I can only guess that this brought around her age into her mind, since she's in her late 80's and probably only has 15 years left with luck, because the fml was the next words out of her mouth. Maybe to comfort herself, I honestly don't know. But it was followed by her looking at my female cousin and saying, "I can teach you how to get into the V formation." Needless to say, we were both horrified to the point of irrational laughter.

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AlenaRoseLee 8
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Well, at least she didn't show you

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PrimeEvilTahir 24
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You mean... GGILF

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AlenaRoseLee 8
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Well, at least she didn't show you

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LeFrogDog 27
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...but I bet the mental image wasn't hairy.

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tournamentdecide 33
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Not hairy..? Oh god you just mentally scarred me.

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

So, just to get that clear, the carpet doesn't match the drapes?

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oddities 20

I'm hoping that she said that to OP's great-grandfather and OP overheard. At least it's slightly better.

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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
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51- probably the carpet is bald

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ELoni_fml 25
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That is something you do not need to know about your great grandma :S

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Robtranis 11
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We all need to know about our great grandma's well being.

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dr_snow_bear 29

GILF.

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PrimeEvilTahir 24
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You mean... GGILF

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RedPillSucks 31

giggidy

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nana_star 27
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Unless she offered to show you, I do not see the problem

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the_truth_lives 9
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I love the thought and literature you took to write this comment.

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LCPLStewie 23
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At least she'a still happy with the way she is and taking the ageing process like a pro!

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LeFrogDog 27
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With age comes experience

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Tanyz1 12
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omg why would you share that! Holy crap someone pass ME the bleach.

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MisterEx 28
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Someday, somewhere, somebody, might just do exactly that, dear.

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Mynamewontfi 40
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A fine example of TMI.

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LeFrogDog 27
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WHITE did you tell me this?

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extrasnipes 22
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I'm feeling a little green

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ycrem0n 21
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Sometimes the carpet doesn't match the drapes.

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ALN212111 7
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Your face makes that comment hilarious (yet terrifying) ...

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MisterEx 28
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Let's take a moment to discuss your own profile picture here, 21 dearest.

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SmittyJA24 26

Speaking as a person well over 50, gray "up here" usually means there is gray all over. Yes, kids: all the body hair will go gray eventually. And, FWIW, "the carpet" is usually a bit darker than "the drapes", even in blondes.

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cakefete2 30
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I bet you're wishing that grandma would show you, huh? Have fun in Caribbean man. Good stuff.

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MisterEx 28
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Also, and I don't mean to scare you, since she's a great grand mother, there is a slight chance she doesn't even have a carpet.

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cakefete2 30
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No carpet? Maybe she installed... hard wood floors.

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Ray_of_midnight 22
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@55 I'm in my late 40s and have been going bald since Bush 41 was in office. I only wish that the hair fell out *below* the neck, too. I hate being a damn Wookiee, especially since the fashion for men now is to be completely hairless below the ears.

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RedPillSucks 31

Oh. You're a dude. I got confused with the "Bush" 41 and thought it was some slang term for 41 year old pussy.

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gay_flavored_cx 16
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It's so fitting that your comment # is 69

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