Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
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Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
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Top comments
iheartglasses 0
If it makes you feel any better OP, most lice prefer to infest clean hair. Although it would have been embarrassing for your friend to give you a heads up on the lice situation (no pun intended but whatev..) she should have told you anyway. Unless she was treating the problem and thought she shouldn't bother, which means she should have bought a new brush... This is your friends fault for not telling you, and your fault for sharing personal items. I guess you need to be warned not to use peoples chap stick/lip stick/lip gloss too..
smokeymcpottt 3
Evacuate the lice! Migrate to Angelina Jolie's vag, they'll be able to live, generation after generation.
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Comments (58)
valle83 0
Wow & nasty
HamIsGood1234 0
Never use someone else's hair brush. You don't know WHAT they could have (in this case head lice). YDI.
ohSNAPyall 27
Is there anything else they could pass on? Ringworm?? Now I'm just starting rumors.
fightingkittens 39
Ringworm sucks hard. My cats got it and we had to give them sulfur baths. Which is an FML in and of itself.
fightingkittens 39
Ringworm sucks hard. My cats got it and we had to give them sulfur baths. Which is an FML in and of itself.
JpasDa1 2
the OP fails to mention where they contracted lice. they just say hair and not if it's scalp or pube hair. that asshole could've been brushing his/her pubes and gotten Wat he/she deserves.
nimrod24 0
thats what ya get 4 using sum1 elses brush, ya ******* retard!
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI for not asking her first. DONT SHARE BRUSHES, HATS, OR HAIR ITEMS WITH PEOPLE. COMMON SENSE.
jjhawkings 0
That's... interesting, it's definitely gonna be a pain to 'clear' your head, lol.
MissJessica92 0
you do know your not meant to be able to catch headlice from a hair brush...
Zombie65 0
YDI (wishing I could make the font HUGE) for using someone else's brush I guess next is their tooth brush just gross
1personinthiswor 0
You deserve it for stealing her hairbrush, assuming she didn't intend for you to get lice.
someone234 5
why the hell would u use someone else's hairbrush not knowing where its been?