By brandiboobarry - 29/11/2010 06:01

Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML
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singer4life666 0

Well, you had to get your looks from somewhere.

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kindlystfupls 0

woow. what is with the douchebaggy parents lately? even if my kids were disgustingly ugly I would never tell them or laugh at them for trying to make themselves more confident. geez.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

tell them you meant shots of you getting head. then we'll see who's laughing.

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iSitt 0

is the headshot person the same as the modeling agency ? Sounds like a scam. Or they'll kidnap you and sell you on the organ market.

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0opsie 6

You don't even have to be pretty to be a model. You just have to have the "right body", which is tall, thin, and angular. If you're not that, then YDI for not doing your research and wanting to bother a modeling agency with yet another useless portfolio of a wanna-be model.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

44- Ahh yes of course I shall have it arranged asap. I'll be the photographeress.

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EllieB123 5

42- Yupp, you are correct!

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ArmyxWife 5

42- I'm a size 5 with a 28 in waste. Average n I'm a model. It's about personality and how u work with the camera. Trust me. U dont have to be skinny or really tall. So that logic is false

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singer4life666 0

Well, you had to get your looks from somewhere.

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VeeVengeance 0

hahaha :D too bad she wasn't smart enough to come up with that on her own.

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Draminicaus 0

Am I the only person that had to read that a second time because I thought it was talking about Call of Duty? o_O

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_HeadShot_ 0

I was thinking headshots lol like my name?

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

I got 44 kills. once. I like head shots. mhmmmm.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

what's lame is my aim. awhaa?! I made a rhyme!

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Draminicaus 0

Congratulations Dr. Seuss. Now go play in traffic with the green cars, red cars, and blue cars.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

sounds dangerous. I'll get on it right away.

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stephanie911_fml 0

Hahaha, I'm addicted to black ops right now( :

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Discombobulated9 12

I can't believe you guys are talking about Call of Duty where it is completely irrelevant on FML ¬_¬

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Dre24 0

don't diss ausomeness, haha yeah just made a word hit me up on black ops dre2469

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MimaaRoar 0

Black Ops is addictive 8) on xbox live im csanti1619 :D well thats my dads account (=^~^=)

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kindlystfupls 0

woow. what is with the douchebaggy parents lately? even if my kids were disgustingly ugly I would never tell them or laugh at them for trying to make themselves more confident. geez.

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kindlystfupls 0

I know right? and they'll also be horribly deformed considering my fiancé is ALSO my brother/cousin!! hah! :D

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1personinthiswor 0

I dunno, my family's like that too, I just think it's funny. Only those who never built up a resistance to that form of comedy get offended and post on FML, remember.

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WankersCramp 0

i would buy them a fake pair of **** for christmas.

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MimaaRoar 0

My mom and dad are like that, and then they always ask me why I'm so self-concious (can't spell that word).

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raw_tigahh 2

I'm guessing that submitting them would be a waste of time...

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sk3l370n 0

just to choose the right modelling agency and youll have the last laugh

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