Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
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Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, in a moment reminiscent of Two and a Half Men, my divorce lawyer screwed me over and gave my soon-to-be-ex-wife 90% of everything. I now need to pay a new lawyer to fix what she screwed up. And yes, she was lashing out at me because my brother had sex with her then never called her back. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my brother and I spent almost $600 to plan and throw a divorce party for our mother. She proceeded to announce that she and our dad are staying together and that we completely jumped the gun. We deserve it, but… FML
Today, my brother's life was ripped apart. His wife has chosen to no longer be his wife and is trying to keep his dog as well. My brother has always been proud of his family and hopeful for the future. He will spring back, but this came out of left field. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife demanded a divorce because I returned custody of my nieces and nephew to my brother, who has spent the last few years recovering from a horrible car accident. My wife wanted us to keep and adopt them. FML
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KateeJo 0
she ain't nothing but a gold digger.
alin123 0
I'd punch my brother in the face
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Comments (115)
fatrickhockeymil 0
straight up bitch. you deserve better
pride90 0
Today, i left my husband for his brother cuz he recently hit a jackpot. Turns put the jackpot was provided my husband .. FML:) its only good for u OP .. i say u saved urself from a whole lotta pain and trouble down the road.. she REALLYY DESERVED IT :) good luck with ur life.. hope u find someone who aint a gold diggger
fuzz97 23
ur wife is a gold digging ho.
CrazySmileyFace 0
wow... your wife is a beyotch and your bro is an ass. I would get some serious revenge on them and fast. FYL that really sucks :(
omgtooweird 0
shes a ****** loser...nd so is ur bro...find a way to get ur money back, nd when he is broke. nd she comes crawling back divorce...or wait till they r married, then get ur money back then c wha she does, but i think u already know that
5upernova 3
I hope you didn't send him a lot! If he is in need of money again, he deserves it completely.
Z1LVER 0
awww dude that sucks
tisiphone_fml 0
No good deed goes unpunished...
mzhonesty 0
Let her go. It's obvious that your brother's no good with money, so she'll find out how he got the money later. In the meantime, go date someone else. Don't mention your salary to her.
Phallus_fml 0
eBay all her jewelry!!