Today, nine hours into a ten-hour shift, I accidentally told...

By Oopsie - 20/07/2019 04:00

Today, nine hours into a ten-hour shift, I accidentally told a customer, "You're a problem!" instead of, "You're welcome!" or, "No problem!" She gave me a dirty look and hurried off before I could correct myself. FML

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Saturday 20 July 2019 17:15

You should have followed that up with the mashup of “I’m good” + “I’m OK” = “I’m gay.” Would’ve distracted her from your original insult.

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RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 20 July 2019 17:15

You should have followed that up with the mashup of “I’m good” + “I’m OK” = “I’m gay.” Would’ve distracted her from your original insult.

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