Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
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Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, in a moment reminiscent of Two and a Half Men, my divorce lawyer screwed me over and gave my soon-to-be-ex-wife 90% of everything. I now need to pay a new lawyer to fix what she screwed up. And yes, she was lashing out at me because my brother had sex with her then never called her back. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my brother and I spent almost $600 to plan and throw a divorce party for our mother. She proceeded to announce that she and our dad are staying together and that we completely jumped the gun. We deserve it, but… FML
Today, my brother's life was ripped apart. His wife has chosen to no longer be his wife and is trying to keep his dog as well. My brother has always been proud of his family and hopeful for the future. He will spring back, but this came out of left field. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife demanded a divorce because I returned custody of my nieces and nephew to my brother, who has spent the last few years recovering from a horrible car accident. My wife wanted us to keep and adopt them. FML
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KateeJo 0
she ain't nothing but a gold digger.
alin123 0
I'd punch my brother in the face
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Comments (115)
itspimpz 0
bloods thicker than water, tell him to break her heart so bad she never loves again , I'd fart on that bitches soul.
Arthurpod 0
that sux man. forget that b. u can and will do better.
perdix 31
That's quite a trick to send your brother enough money to simultaneously get him on his feet and make her get down on her knees. Are you paying for the wedding, too, chump? It would be very appropriate for you to give away the bride.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Sounds like FHerLife. Divorce her, then mention hey he only got back on his feet because of YOUR money, then watch her flounder with him and hopefully drown. Live your life! That sucks though.
AmbrosiaFan 19
If you can only get that statement on tape, then you could divorce on grounds of her having an affair. Hope you don't have kids! Also I'd punch your brother and your wife. OR watch them flounder and refuse to give them help. Point out (if bro hasn't) that you helped bro out with money, which ended up leading to your **** of an ex wife divorcing you over him, and do not intend on lending a lowlife shit brother or his **** wife anymore money.
Yatta_fml 0
That's horrible... sorry to hear.
BangOut 2
BROS BEFORE HOS????? I guess not :((((((((((((
blastvortex 4
Well, if it was a loan and there's any physical proof of terms, then get your money back. Otherwise, you're screwed. Of course, leaving all her belongings outside and changing the locks wouldn't be a bad idea right now.
Gucci_Girl 2
She's a stupid gold digger.
abbeyrios 0
just think...she's not your problem anymore ur bro now has to deal with her selfishness. live a little and go do some crazy shit :)