Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, in a moment reminiscent of Two and a Half Men, my divorce lawyer screwed me over and gave my soon-to-be-ex-wife 90% of everything. I now need to pay a new lawyer to fix what she screwed up. And yes, she was lashing out at me because my brother had sex with her then never called her back. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my brother and I spent almost $600 to plan and throw a divorce party for our mother. She proceeded to announce that she and our dad are staying together and that we completely jumped the gun. We deserve it, but… FML
Today, my brother's life was ripped apart. His wife has chosen to no longer be his wife and is trying to keep his dog as well. My brother has always been proud of his family and hopeful for the future. He will spring back, but this came out of left field. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife demanded a divorce because I returned custody of my nieces and nephew to my brother, who has spent the last few years recovering from a horrible car accident. My wife wanted us to keep and adopt them. FML
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KateeJo 0
she ain't nothing but a gold digger.
alin123 0
I'd punch my brother in the face
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Comments (115)
Cristaderzi 0
Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!!!!! Ding Ding!!!
BlaqMetal13 0
now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...
foodlover123 0
woowww 1 question is ur bro really hot??????
Carbonchild 0
Lucky you. Be sure to sue if you can so you can drive by when they are living under a bridge.
NightGod 0
Yeah, I'd say you came out way ahead on this one. Don't kick his ass yet, wait and sue and tell the judge you and your brother had a verbal agreement that he would pay you back in 90 days. It will be his word against yours and you'll seem the more respectable since he's the broke asshole who stole your wife and you didn't do anything except wait for the 90 days to be up. Then, after you win the lawsuit, kick his ass.
fatrickhockeymil 0
I completely agree with this.
masri_fml 0
shell come back
aback 5
"hahahaha" is right. It'll be fun to watch that one blow up. When she comes crawling back, string her along for awhile.
screwball111 0
now I ain't sayin she a gold digger. but she ain't messin wit no broke.... I dint say the bad word~ yur welcome
leftylanza 0
That's just wrong. I'm sorry.
CRUZs_GURL1 0
aww... i commented twice but they dont show up they do show up on my phone thou this sucks=(, well i say you go out with a smoking hot chick so you can take her to the next family get together and but make sure you buy the new chick all though expensive things that she always wanted and rub it in her face and make out with her like she always begged you and whined that you never held her well do it to the new girl call her cute little pet names and everything lol get back at the ho!!