Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, in a moment reminiscent of Two and a Half Men, my divorce lawyer screwed me over and gave my soon-to-be-ex-wife 90% of everything. I now need to pay a new lawyer to fix what she screwed up. And yes, she was lashing out at me because my brother had sex with her then never called her back. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my brother and I spent almost $600 to plan and throw a divorce party for our mother. She proceeded to announce that she and our dad are staying together and that we completely jumped the gun. We deserve it, but… FML
Today, my brother's life was ripped apart. His wife has chosen to no longer be his wife and is trying to keep his dog as well. My brother has always been proud of his family and hopeful for the future. He will spring back, but this came out of left field. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife demanded a divorce because I returned custody of my nieces and nephew to my brother, who has spent the last few years recovering from a horrible car accident. My wife wanted us to keep and adopt them. FML
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KateeJo 0
she ain't nothing but a gold digger.
alin123 0
I'd punch my brother in the face
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Comments (115)
rgcainmd 3
Wish her the best, then sit back and watch them live their shallow and penniless lives together while you find someone better with whom to share your life.
Ultimate_Cynic 0
YDI for being foolish enough to trust something that bleeds for five days but doesn't die.
trackrunner00008 0
dude beat the shit out of your bro. just break him.
runaway102 0
your wife is a gold digging *****!!! you're better off!!
distort 0
Your wife sounds like a super-villain. "NOW THAT I'VE BLOCKED OUT THE SUN, NOTHING WILL STAND IN MY WAY!" So, I'd say it's good you're rid of her.
rockstarK9 0
Let it play out, she'll realize that she made a stupid mistake when the money runs out, which sounds like it's gonna be quick.
Jestress 0
ugh! What is wrong with people. Your brother and your wife used you. I wouldn't speak to either of them anymore. When the money is gone and she comes begging for you back, please don't give in. Only stupid people fall for that. Please don't be stupid. =(((
KeriRox407 0
Wow. Your wife's a bitch. Your brother is ungrateful...and just as much of a bitch as your wife. Excuse me, soon-to-be ex-wife. My advice: Be happy you're divorcing an insensitive, bitchy golddigger. Make sure you get all your money back from your bro, once he's on his feet, because whether or not you like it, he's family and blood...plus you'll come out looking like the bigger person. Also, just pick yourself up, brush your shoulders off and find some REAL love. =D ~K
jimbobday 2
Wow and I thought my life sucked. Sorry to hear this dude. Agree I wouldn't have anything to do with them. Brothers should not do this. Me and my brothers have strict rules to stay away from each others girlfriends or wifes.
ninjalope 0
you should have sent him uranium not only is that stuff delicious your wife would stay away from him.... maybe....