Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, in a moment reminiscent of Two and a Half Men, my divorce lawyer screwed me over and gave my soon-to-be-ex-wife 90% of everything. I now need to pay a new lawyer to fix what she screwed up. And yes, she was lashing out at me because my brother had sex with her then never called her back. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my brother and I spent almost $600 to plan and throw a divorce party for our mother. She proceeded to announce that she and our dad are staying together and that we completely jumped the gun. We deserve it, but… FML
Today, my brother's life was ripped apart. His wife has chosen to no longer be his wife and is trying to keep his dog as well. My brother has always been proud of his family and hopeful for the future. He will spring back, but this came out of left field. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife demanded a divorce because I returned custody of my nieces and nephew to my brother, who has spent the last few years recovering from a horrible car accident. My wife wanted us to keep and adopt them. FML
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KateeJo 0
she ain't nothing but a gold digger.
alin123 0
I'd punch my brother in the face
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Comments (115)
distantg 0
wow what a superficial person. I say good riddance
snafu57 1
gotta make mention of this to her, as your money will someday run out. expose him for the scum he is
Sionnach 10
Why warn them? Let the money run out, then watch the ***** and the traitor suffer. Or better yet, make it worse for them. OP said he 'sent' his brother money. If this was some kind of tracked transaction he can prove, there must be some kind of legal recourse to demand his repayment when they're already broke, then leave them to die on the streets when you take the roof from over their heads.
sevlen 0
oh shit that sucks sorry bro
aardvarkish 17
oh I wish I could see the look on her face... this is going to be priceless.
misswicked 0
Think of it like this. if he is needing you to lend him money to get back on his feet, then both him and your wife will be in very sad shape in a few months when the moneys gone. Be glad your rid of her and hurry and divorce her before she claims she needs you to support her again!
smacckyy 0
shes a ****
saranottelling 7
At least you know the truth about them now. If the old saying is true and time heals all wounds, you should be back to dating in future. Let's hope you can find someone who loves you and will stay with you for the rest of your life. Unless you have another brother, in which case it might take awhile to find that "special" girl. Family reunions are gonna be awkward.
Fr0gg13 0
she's gonna get what she deserves! sorry bout ur bro being a jerk and ur wife being a fam ho.
firesetsboy 0
wow man your wife is sounds like an ungrateful pitiful person to do something like that hope they both get completely screwed over what they are doing to you.
chunchild 0
make him pay u the money bak later... with INTEREST ^_^