Kids, Relatable, Awkward and Parents: Daddy's little girl

Daddy's little girl

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 10:00

Today, I got into a screaming fight with my little sister. Why? Because I'm getting "too chummy" with our new stepmom, who by the way is a very sweet woman, and has made our dad so happy since they met. But my sister has made up her mind that all stepmothers are evil. She's seventeen and still thinks like this. FML

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By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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Strong bond

By you’re still a bad mom! - 14/02/2022 00:01

Today, my mom called, crying that my sister had dropped her kids off on my mom’s doorstep with no intention of coming back for them. I called and screamed at my sister, who then called my brother, who screamed at me for making my sister cry. All of this because her new boyfriend doesn’t like her kids. FML

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Creepy disruption

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 10:00

Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML

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Mind your own business

By Brian - 12/04/2023 12:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML

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You deserved it 153

By Not so much of a teachers pet - 22/10/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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By twelvie - 23/03/2015 14:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

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'This Is Us' reboot

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 16:00

Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML

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By ihatebadkids - 24/06/2019 07:07 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I was uninvited from every family event henceforth, because I finally had it and told my sister that I can’t stand to be around her horribly misbehaved kids. They have screaming meltdown tantrums, throw and break things, start fights and steal. How am I the bad guy? FML

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By invasive species - 07/11/2016 15:08

Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML

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Chazzster 28

Sunday 5 June 2022 18:48

Huge FML for Dad - He has a spoiled 17 year old teen who won’t give his wife a chance.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 June 2022 12:29

I'll bet she's trying to fatten you up, so you'll be too fat to run away when she decides to kill you and eat you. Either that, or she'll force you to become a maid subjected to perverts with foot fetishes. It's all history repeating itself.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 June 2022 12:29

poopface82 18

Sunday 5 June 2022 16:03

I recognize the second story, but is the first the really ****** up version of Snow White?

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 5 June 2022 16:42

That's Hansel and Gretel. They get lost in the woods and find a house made of sweets.

poopface82 18

Sunday 5 June 2022 19:53

I’m familiar with the gingerbread house and the evil witch in the oven but I wasn’t sure about the backstory, and now that you mention it, I do think there was an evil stepparent in there.

Sara Niemantsverdriet 12

Monday 6 June 2022 4:48

You don't recognise the first one? Probably Mr Pencil's fault for neglecting to mention the gingerbread house

Chazzster 28

Sunday 5 June 2022 18:48

Huge FML for Dad - He has a spoiled 17 year old teen who won’t give his wife a chance.

poopface82 18

Sunday 5 June 2022 19:45

All too true a lot of the time. Teenagers are usually the hardest age for a kid to accept a new stepparent. Younger kids are usually fine with it, and adults can make their own choices about a new stepparent. Odds are, the sister will grow up and realize they were an asshole at the beginning and her relationship with her new stepmom will end up being just fine.

HokieJ 10

Monday 6 June 2022 1:11

My 2nd mom has been in my life for over 30 years and is a huge reason for me being the person that I am! Hopefully, your sister will come around. If not, don't let her ruin the good thing you got going!