Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
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Today, and since I found out that I'm pregnant, I've been sober. I used to smoke weed to help with me depression and anxiety, but now I can't even take prescription medicine for it. I'm about to throw hands at this point. FML
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Lioness8197 18
You really picked a winner:) Good luck and congrats!
elk21dbm 18
Congratulations on the baby!
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Comments (153)
cynically 19
Hope he straightens up when the baby comes! Good luck, mom-to-be!
Shippou 10
The shit hit the fan with this guy when he heard that... hope it's out his system.
TehGinga94 21
We have a Fifty Shades scenario!!!
rvnclwprfct731 13
#103 i was thinking the same thing!! Haha.
Justmeedotcom77 3
He lost his man badge that night, OP. He should have celebrated with you and did something romantic.
hilde43 5
Sounds like a really great husband he was just letting off some steam
charvisioku 22
If that's just him letting off steam I would hate to see what he'd be like if he ever felt like getting revenge on her for anything.
saraha_b 5
I watched my colleagues husband do that he is single and refuses to see his kids
imaghostbusteryo 1
And that's a sign that you probably shouldn't be having a baby.
woolymittens 11
Congratulations! Your husband acted like a complete nob, but hopefully he'll be much better once the little one comes. :)
jdime209 2
Lol
johnny_derp 3
your husband sounds like an immature idiot.