Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
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Lioness8197 18
You really picked a winner:) Good luck and congrats!
elk21dbm 18
Congratulations on the baby!
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Comments (153)
buckdharma 38
I can picture Father and Son, peeing off a balcony.
Seany_93 18
Time to change the rules
ScarlieC 25
Congrats OP! Hopefully your husband will calm down and step up before the baby arrives. If not, think about yourself and the baby and remember that you 2 are the most important. I've been in your situation and staying with the guy while he hasn't changed will only break you and leave you depressed. Though I must say that in my situation, he never changed for the better, only for the worse. I hope that that won't happen to you. Congrats again OP and enjoy the pregnancy!
Kiwimaid 9
Did you tell him that you were on the pill, but you 'forgot' to actually take them? sounds like a man who feels conned....
Lacist 19
Very very nice choice of words for such a gentlemen you have.
Incognito23 15
At least he came back. ... Right?
john_gemini91 6
He's excited. I would do the same
Perfectg 9
He must be ecstatic by the news. Congrats.
Metallica36176 16
Soooooooo he went out and celebrated? ^_^ I'm sorry OP, but congratulations!
SquiddlyDiddly 4
When my girlfriend got pregnant, the first thing I did was quit smoking cigarettes and apply for a second job (now working 70 hours a week). I don't know how old you are and I am sure your husband is a great guy, but I hope his behavior isn't a symptom of how he will handle stress in the future. With that being said, Congratulations :)