Miscellaneous: Today, during dinner, my mum asked why I've been so upset recently,...

By moronforadad - 05/01/2013 02:04 - United Kingdom - Carshalton

Today, during dinner, my mum asked why I've been so upset recently, so I just admitted it was because my girlfriend had cheated on me. At some point during my venting, I asked why this stuff always seems to happen to me. My dad looked up from his plate and said, "Probably karma." FML

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You deserved it 6 444

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By screwed - 30/07/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML

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You deserved it 3 076

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By Appelflap - 29/03/2013 22:18 - Belgium - Sint-niklaas

Today, I was feeling down following a recent breakup. My dad tried to comfort me by patting me on the back and saying everyone goes through ups and downs, "Like when I found out your mum and I were having a boy." I'm their only son. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 631

You deserved it 2 800

By Anonymous - 07/02/2016 06:11 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

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You deserved it 1 656

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 854

By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 053

You deserved it 3 101

By -_- - 14/06/2014 03:56 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML

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You deserved it 4 970

Fun for all the family

By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 02:00

Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML

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You deserved it 267

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 379

By heartbroken - 14/07/2012 01:41 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML

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You deserved it 2 828

By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

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You deserved it 7 304

dirton89 7

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:36

He could have been a little more supportive. Unless, of course, the dad knows more to what is going on in this situation.

jgriff79 23

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:34

Karma is a bitch!

Comments

wakaaflocka 8

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:30

First!

sig4life 18

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:31

So how many have cheated on you OP?

HKCgrimmjow 15

Saturday 5 January 2013 6:24

Well two, his left hand and his right hand.

happle 21

Saturday 5 January 2013 6:33

How would his hands cheat on him? Did they pleasure another man or something?

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 5 January 2013 16:37

Alien hand syndrome. I keep warning people about this.

Catkam623 27

Saturday 5 January 2013 21:53

That or they pleasures a woman( still cheating)

jgriff79 23

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:34

Karma is a bitch!

Karalela44 15

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:34

So is OP's dad

heliraptor 13

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:37

So is OP's girlfriend.

tsent8 15

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:43

So am I

TheFirstSamurai 18

Saturday 5 January 2013 6:09

So are female dogs.

sexxxysydney 14

Saturday 5 January 2013 6:23

Karma's only a bitch if you are.

heygirlie777 21

Saturday 5 January 2013 7:04

Guys maybe if we stopped calling karma a bitch it would be nicer to us!

sens3sfailing 24

Saturday 5 January 2013 7:52

**** karm... *gets punched in the face*

B5B0N35 18

Saturday 5 January 2013 10:01

so you say karma is a bitch

Metallica36176 16

Saturday 5 January 2013 15:25

I do believe Karma is going to do her job well and show her face to OPs dad and girlfriend. But they deserve it.

Carli_M 8

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:34

What comes around goes around....

tsent8 15

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:44

No his girlfriend cheated remember? He won't be Cumming for a while.

lilhellian 26

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:58

21 Op could always use lefty or righty...

ZombieSnoopy 9

Saturday 5 January 2013 6:36

And comes all the way back around

shmoelover 13

Saturday 5 January 2013 8:55

An example of this being the girlfriend. She seems to get around.

Brssps 13

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:35

Your dad is the one karma should be going after

happle 21

Saturday 5 January 2013 6:10

Your picture will haunt my sleep.

Brssps 13

Saturday 5 January 2013 8:05

At least I don't have a doe staring at me...zombies are awesome

Googolman 29

Saturday 5 January 2013 9:48

How can you like Harry Potter without liking does??

Llama_Face89 33

Sunday 6 January 2013 7:14

It's a fawn.

Brssps 13

Sunday 6 January 2013 14:07

Touche, but the do was only in books 3 and 7

BlackPhenom 9

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:35

Damn, your dad probably got some dirt on you ha ha

shmoelover 13

Saturday 5 January 2013 8:57

Perhaps he is mad that Op put child locks on his computer. Now they both have to be single.

B5B0N35 18

Saturday 5 January 2013 10:03

#7 dont you mean karma

dirton89 7

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:36

He could have been a little more supportive. Unless, of course, the dad knows more to what is going on in this situation.

dperrier9 3

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:36

Your dad is a legend!

Zano23 9

Saturday 5 January 2013 19:29

Is your girlfriend's name Karma by any chance?

VannahJane 17

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:37

If it was karma you would have done something just as bad

Faff 20

Saturday 5 January 2013 17:57

actually, half as bad.

a1f0sff 25

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:38

Made many bad decisions in your previous lives?

ZombieSnoopy 9

Saturday 5 January 2013 6:38

You mean life?? He's not a cat....

a1f0sff 25

Saturday 5 January 2013 7:17

No, I mean lives. Karma is a concept that you can find in the Hindu and the Buddhism religions. I'm not sure about the Buddhists but the Hindus believe in reencarnation making you have various lives. You then have "good" or "bad" karma depending on how you lived in the past (making good or bad deeds, for example).