Well two, his left hand and his right hand.

How would his hands cheat on him? Did they pleasure another man or something?

Alien hand syndrome. I keep warning people about this.

That or they pleasures a woman( still cheating)

So is OP's dad

So is OP's girlfriend.

So am I

So are female dogs.

Karma's only a bitch if you are.

Guys maybe if we stopped calling karma a bitch it would be nicer to us!

Fuck karm... *gets punched in the face*

so you say karma is a bitch

I do believe Karma is going to do her job well and show her face to OPs dad and girlfriend. But they deserve it.

No his girlfriend cheated remember? He won't be Cumming for a while.

21 Op could always use lefty or righty...

And comes all the way back around

An example of this being the girlfriend. She seems to get around.

Your picture will haunt my sleep.

At least I don't have a doe staring at me...zombies are awesome

How can you like Harry Potter without liking does??

It's a fawn.

Touche, but the do was only in books 3 and 7

Perhaps he is mad that Op put child locks on his computer. Now they both have to be single.

#7 dont you mean karma

Is your girlfriend's name Karma by any chance?

actually, half as bad.

You mean life?? He's not a cat....

No, I mean lives. Karma is a concept that you can find in the Hindu and the Buddhism religions. I'm not sure about the Buddhists but the Hindus believe in reencarnation making you have various lives. You then have "good" or "bad" karma depending on how you lived in the past (making good or bad deeds, for example).

ooooh okay gotcha