Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
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Today, and since I found out that I'm pregnant, I've been sober. I used to smoke weed to help with me depression and anxiety, but now I can't even take prescription medicine for it. I'm about to throw hands at this point. FML
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Lioness8197 18
You really picked a winner:) Good luck and congrats!
elk21dbm 18
Congratulations on the baby!
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Comments (153)
charvisioku 22
See, until you said "strip club" I kind of understood his reaction (although it's still shitty; he's not the one who has to carry that baby for 9 months so he has no more excuse to go crazy like that than the mother would have)... what the hell is he going to a strip club for when he's supposed to be married to you? I hope that behaviour was out of character and that he grows the **** up now he's gotten whatever that was out of his system.
LONERANGER44 11
He's just doing what he won't be able to do anymore once that baby comes.
phatdaddy62 23
That was because he had a vasectomy five years ago!
srbuckley322 10
Looks like you chose a keeper. Congrats on the baby though!
Crzysht96 3
He could have left and never came back! Be excited that he's looking forward to your new born! Congratulations!!
ohjoy15 33
His friends dragged him back...
kezzamumma 3
**** that, you poor girl. I would abort mission and divorce :(
little_red13 6
Leave him bro..
JayFoShizzle 4
That's one hell of a way to celebrate..
constant1downer 1
You say joking weed like he's a devil worshiper going to a church for god.
charvisioku 22
No she didn't.. weed isn't demonized so much in the Netherlands, quit being so sensitive dude.
dutchy12 1
Just the smartest thing to do sometimes with news like that. To bad op can't drink or smoke for 9 months now..