haymac

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  • Laurel, MS, USA
  • 23 years old
  • Friday 05 November 1999
  • single
About Haymac
Small town, nothing to do. Message me
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Haymac's FML badges

  • Profile completed

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    28%

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    13%

  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    20%

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    72%

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    14%

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    76%
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Hey all, OP here. Surprisingly, it turned out as a happy ending! My girlfriend asked my roommate to keep me busy for a while so she could run out and grab a birthday gift that she ordered at a local store since she couldn't fly it in with her. My roommate is still an asshat for choosing to give me a heart attack as a way to keep me busy, but it could have been a lot worse.

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