Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I noticed my boyfriend tasted different than normal so he got a doctor's appointment, which is where he discovered he has a yeast infection under his foreskin. Yuck. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I discovered my girlfriend has a genital wart inside her vagina lips that wasn’t there last week. I found it with my tongue. It did not feel good. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
akes 0
Gross.
amarie2009 22
and you didn't feel that?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (187)
brooklynbabii 0
89 Jack ass much!
Crys2 0
Lmao...
bbygiirl 0
that's gross and unfortunate. ... you didn't feel that down there? do you not have feeling? seriously.
TiffaniM 0
pumpum cheese
drethereason 0
eww dat's nasty!
zachary_uk 0
Nasty, but if he loves you, you'll be ok and he wont spread it around :D lol
hkareem96 0
ewwww
softball39 0
holy shit whts wrong with u? you infectious creep!!!
xoxobutterfly 0
YUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
OP... do u use Novocain or something down there....how could u not feel that? and how do u get that?? shower much?? Lastly, please post your photo, so no one else will be that unlucky with muff diving again!!