Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Great expectations
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Taste test
Today, I noticed my boyfriend tasted different than normal so he got a doctor's appointment, which is where he discovered he has a yeast infection under his foreskin. Yuck. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Volvo
Today, I discovered my girlfriend has a genital wart inside her vagina lips that wasn’t there last week. I found it with my tongue. It did not feel good. FML
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
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akes 0
Gross.
amarie2009 22
and you didn't feel that?
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Comments (187)
liindsjayy 0
iick. Boil? Or.......herpes? Take care of your vag.
BigWillie90 0
agree
XxKyttixX 0
I have so many questions about this but at the moment I'm a bit to disgusted to think...overall, WTF?
ReDsKiNsMaN 0
your pretty....
berg54 0
Trying to pick up women on FML?.... Realllly? and Op that's foul and disturbing on so many levels. Fyl & YDI
docscientist 10
Her pretty what? Just what does she have that's so pretty?
Telinaa 0
50, you're a ********. People can compliment each other without it meaning that one person is attempting to "pick up" the other.
Chris19801012 0
I just threw up in my mouth. Kinda does have a point though this is the worst FML to try and pick up a girl.
ReDsKiNsMaN 0
not tryin to pick anyone up why can't people be nice?
Seddah 3
Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? (x50)
brt3420 13
hahaha **** that was funny! I like that! :) :) lol
MaddaCheeb 0
1. how did something like that get there 2. that's gross 3. must be painful 4. there? of all places?
at1325 0
couldn't it have started as an infected ingrown hair from shaving? or a pimple? our genitals are in our pants all day and naturally there is some sweat build upand natural bacteria
Jenmaree 9
Yeah but how do you not notice something like that unless you don't wash yourself properly. YDI OP, be more thorough in the shower.
rockell 0
u have no feeling down there that's not a good thing lol
InnocentLies 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ick. Wash your vag dude. I wash mine everyday. Lol.
zeebug 0
just once a day?
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
agreed 57 Asian Chics should wash more than once a day since they have the biggest bushes which no joke are what hold the stank and funk the most..... just sayin
5t3ff1k4h 47
93 - As long as you clean yourself properly, once a day should suffice most days. If she shaves, there's no need to complain about her "big, nasty bush" holding the "stank" in. On another tangent, I've heard the opposite. I've heard that Asians have the least hair down there. Just food for thought.
portablecupid 3
@57 and 93 If you think the ****** has to be washed multiple times a day to be clean, I assume you are one of three categories of people; 1) Inexperienced boys 2) Misogynist men 3) Women dealing with odour issues who mistakenly think their problem applies to all women If you are either 1 or 2, you have no place giving people advice about their vaginas to begin with. You don't have one of your own and your knowledge of them is severely skewed, so you're not a reliable source. If you're the third, I suggest you go see a gynecologist, because you might have a pH imbalance or a yeast infection, and they can probably fix it pretty easily with some medication. I assume you'd be a lot happier if you solved the issue. The ****** is one of few human organs that is self-cleaning. Like the penis, it only needs one good washing a day with regular ol' water to prevent buildup and odour.
xNephilim 19
To add to 142's comment, most women tend to think their ****** has a weird odor. It's perfectly normal. I know I think mine smells weird even though I know for fact that I'm healthy. I've heard the same from several women.
louie111887 0
wow f your bf's l ! that's just down right disgusting. but that sucks. I think you should get that taken care of somehow.
Mebekatya 0
It's not about hygiene, most likely came about from an in-grown hair.
didi27 0
yeaah
carical 0
more like f your boyfriend's life.
il_bastardo 0
To quote the great philosopher Peter Griffin: "GENITAL WAAAARTS!"