Miscellaneous: Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All...

By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

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By Anon - 04/12/2015 07:14 - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 099

You deserved it 1 693

By hazlanz216 - 06/10/2011 22:28 - Canada

Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML

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You deserved it 2 170

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 577

You deserved it 44 827

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 900

You deserved it 54 227

By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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You deserved it 14 769

Creeped out

By dadum - 27/01/2011 07:17 - Australia

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

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You deserved it 3 683

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my friends and I walked to Dairy Queen after school, and I caught my mom in the Walgreens parking lot right next to Dairy Queen stalking/spying on us. My friends noticed too and made fun of me for it. FML

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You deserved it 79

Suspicious activity

By omgn00blolz89 - 07/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

I agree, your life sucks 88 569

You deserved it 3 748

By Distracted - 09/04/2015 20:11 - United States - Greenfield

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML

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You deserved it 42 020

Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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You deserved it 435

senor_octubre 24

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:48

Well to be honest the binoculars and you climbing out of the bushes probably didn't help either

emeraldisle 30

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:46

Tell her not to flatter yourself.

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emeraldisle 30

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:46

Tell her not to flatter yourself.

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 21 March 2016 16:00

Damn! Ya beat me to it.

Scarylizard1798 23

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:46

Me: hi Siri: I have a boyfriend

TripleDallas123 15

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:48

Crazy ass people

senor_octubre 24

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:48

Well to be honest the binoculars and you climbing out of the bushes probably didn't help either

HoboMeth 33

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:51

What a stuck up bitch...

proudspanishgirl 10

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:55

Your classmate is a crazy paranoic

AwkwardBookworm 27

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:56

She must think she has a lot of stalkers if she accuses anyone who walks past her house...

seemetrot_fml 16

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:56

Sounds more like she's stalking you...

h00tzForOsi 20

Sunday 20 March 2016 10:56

And she tried to pin it on him

CheekyRaccoon 27

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:58

Feminazi of the 69th bitchtalion reporting in. Today I have located a male and have accused him of stalking me. Long live Tumblr.

donuts678 25

Sunday 20 March 2016 1:15

She should get over herself, it's pathetic how delusional she is being, FYL

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Today, I began noticing a certain female name popping up on my husband’s social media notifications,so I asked him about it. He got irrationally upset at the fact that I pronounced her name wrong, told me she’s “nobody”, then said, “I hate it when you accuse me of shit!” I didn’t even accuse him of anything. FML

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Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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Today, after threatening my son for weeks that if he didn't clean his room, I would, I went in, equipped with a garbage bag, ready to throw away everything I found, only to discover dozens of empty bottles, two partially empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, and cockroaches. FML

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Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML

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