Today, I found my beloved hamster dead in her cage. Later that day, my boyfriend told me he already noticed that she was dead last night, but did not feel like telling me because he was afraid I wouldn't feel like doing it anymore that night. FML
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Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Sorry, I thought he had ****** the hamster to death or something for this to be in the intimacy section. Had to read it again to realize that he didn't want to be **** blocked.
Phustercluck 11
So sex is worth delaying your sorrow to him... It's one thing if this is an isolated moment of assholedom, but men who's actions are driven by their high value of sex could only lead to far worse situations of the same type. If you don't think it's that bad, pretend that instead of a pet hamster it's a pet dog or cat.
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Comments (41)
MelPru 15
FYL for having a douche-bag boyfriend.. poor hampster.
vjf9000 0
he was a black guy huh
Kingbreezy04 10
Wtf is that shit supposed to mean?
xgetxbentx 13
i hope you dumped him for being an insensitive prick that clearly just wants in your pants.
TK66_Aggression 0
perfectly reasonable explanation. I'm sure you weren't complaining
Miffh 0
I would have done the same thing to my bf if this happened to us. xD But I would never have told him that I knew it was dead.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
IF YOU LOVED YOUR HAMSTER AS MUCH AS IT LOVED YOU, THEN MAYBE IT WOULDN'T HAVE DIED! YDI FOR BEING A TERRIBLE, NEGLECTFUL PET OWNER! Also, YDI for FORNICATING and for even keeping a glorified chubby rat for a pet!
lovelyliz916 5
Lol @ chubby rat..but still poor hammy Dx
lostinlove4u 3
awww i am sooo sorry btw ur bf is a fuxking asshollee
HoDaddyKatelyn 1
Woah. What a doucher. I would've told him "Well, your not 'getting any' for a loooooooooooong time."
yughctudyzarc 0
Yea.. your bf is a "klootzak"