Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, after having gone off the pill a couple of weeks ago, I finally got my old friskiness back only to find part of a condom wrapper in my husband's pocket. Turns out he was impatient and went elsewhere. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
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Top comments
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
Surprise!
steve412 0
Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.
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Comments (280)
itooamscrewed 10
If she really was cheating, she probably would have gone through greater lengths to keep it hidden than that. If you have kids, I would start talking to them instead (and be sure to mention that you're proud they used protection). Also, if your wife has any toys, she may have used the condom on that to make cleanup easier.
superbubbles 4
Seven year itch. That's just the way it works I guess.
AgaveLoco 5
The worst: They had sex in your bed!
iHateHippiesToo 6
Why is that the worst? It's ok to nail my wife, but don't **** with my furniture? Weird.
evesmith 3
Do u have kids? Or does she use a condom when she uses her vibrator?
kyani 19
159 - Umm, I don't know, STDs? SMART ONE!
C94_ 0
It's a balloon.....
Boss402 0
Theres a reason your HAPPILY married
connerwonner 7
At 159 Maybe STDs? Just a hunch
mikeawesome 0
Hey at least she is protecting herself and u won't catch anything
ajeppsen 25
Maybe it was a neighbors