Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, after having gone off the pill a couple of weeks ago, I finally got my old friskiness back only to find part of a condom wrapper in my husband's pocket. Turns out he was impatient and went elsewhere. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
Surprise!
steve412 0
Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.
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Comments (280)
sketcherdown 5
Time to kick someone's ass!
tinyyperezzz 0
Go talk to her like now it's better to be as real as possible in a relationship no hiding shit
ahhdorablepeach 0
Just because it's in your trashcan, doesn't mean it's from your wife. I've known neighbors to throw their crap in other people's trashcans, so maybe you should just talk to her about it instead of jumping to conclusions. Just a thought...
ahhdorablepeach 0
If its the trashcan outside the house... I automatically assumed it was, until I read the OP again. If its inside... She's got some splainin to do!
breeY0 7
or maaaybe she put it on a banana or something lol, seems like she wasnt trying to hide it ! now if you found it clogged in your toliet or something... idk, before you rush & accuse get some facts (:
grannygruber 6
See if she has a plausible explanation. I would say the same thing if the roles were reversed. My hubby has friends that play sick pranks like that on eachother. Seriously , if it turns out she did cheat then you have a decision to make. If explanation is reasonable then keep an eye on things and see if she gives u reason to doubt she was truthful. That's just me tho, I don't believe in divorce as a first option.
itaimumwiro 8
myb it da kids
Kasse 4
YDI for looking through the rubbish.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, he deserves to be cheated on just because he looked in a trash can. Would it he better if he not looked and never finds out about his two-timing wife? THINK, Dumbass...
bizarre_ftw 22
Any kids? (before you vultures start, kids Can be conceived out of wedlock nowadays, and adoption actually does exist, Hollywood didn't make it up)
akdakine81 2
Don't complain about it online you wimp and confront her and divorce her.
louie23 0
Time for some explaining!!