By Anonymous - 22/12/2014 07:53 - United States - Mooresville

Today, immediately after being informed of the sketchy activities that take place in our store parking lot after dark, I'm handed an orange vest and told to go out there to retrieve carts. FML
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Econforthwin 15
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I would ditch the high visibility vest and go full ninja cart wrangler mode.

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countryb_cth 38

Have fun. Just remember you can do some serious damage with a cart :)

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dreadlocmask 15
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Damn that sucks

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Econforthwin 15
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I would ditch the high visibility vest and go full ninja cart wrangler mode.

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Exodiafinder687 58
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Don't worry. Orange is the official color of The Parking Lot Crew so they'll think you're one of them and leave you alone.

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quickit 24
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I thought that orange was the new black.

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countryb_cth 38

Have fun. Just remember you can do some serious damage with a cart :)

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Duckzy 16
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Yeah like when trying to ride it and you end up falling on your face...

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twaal22 15
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Ninja mode status: activated

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wolfman0_o 17
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Hahahaha dude that sucks

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feven 32
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Try to blend in with the moon. There's really nothing else you can do

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CoGhostRider 31
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Ah work place hazing, nothing like it

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davisjenny81 30
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Did you see any stock figures while you were out there? Hehe

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davisjenny81 30
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It was sketchy out there, and stick figures are sketches, duh

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chinaski7628 32
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Probably would've made more sense if you'd spelled 'stick' correctly in your first post....

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YepThatsMeee 23
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If stick figures are sticky, are stock figures stocky?

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Armygirl93 10
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Orange is the new black?

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unicornluver3173 13

-10 points from Griffindor

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