By Anonymous - 22/12/2014 07:53 - United States - Mooresville

Today, immediately after being informed of the sketchy activities that take place in our store parking lot after dark, I'm handed an orange vest and told to go out there to retrieve carts. FML
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I would ditch the high visibility vest and go full ninja cart wrangler mode.

countryb_cth 38

Have fun. Just remember you can do some serious damage with a cart :)

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Damn that sucks

I would ditch the high visibility vest and go full ninja cart wrangler mode.

Don't worry. Orange is the official color of The Parking Lot Crew so they'll think you're one of them and leave you alone.

I thought that orange was the new black.

countryb_cth 38

Have fun. Just remember you can do some serious damage with a cart :)

Yeah like when trying to ride it and you end up falling on your face...

Ninja mode status: activated

Hahahaha dude that sucks

Try to blend in with the moon. There's really nothing else you can do

Ah work place hazing, nothing like it

Did you see any stock figures while you were out there? Hehe

It was sketchy out there, and stick figures are sketches, duh

Probably would've made more sense if you'd spelled 'stick' correctly in your first post....

If stick figures are sticky, are stock figures stocky?

Orange is the new black?

unicornluver3173 13

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