By Anonymous - 22/12/2014 07:53 - United States - Mooresville

Today, immediately after being informed of the sketchy activities that take place in our store parking lot after dark, I'm handed an orange vest and told to go out there to retrieve carts. FML
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Econforthwin 15

I would ditch the high visibility vest and go full ninja cart wrangler mode.

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countryb_cth 38

Have fun. Just remember you can do some serious damage with a cart :)

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Econforthwin 15

I would ditch the high visibility vest and go full ninja cart wrangler mode.

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Exodiafinder687 58

Don't worry. Orange is the official color of The Parking Lot Crew so they'll think you're one of them and leave you alone.

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quickit 24

I thought that orange was the new black.

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countryb_cth 38

Have fun. Just remember you can do some serious damage with a cart :)

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Duckzy 16

Yeah like when trying to ride it and you end up falling on your face...

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feven 32

Try to blend in with the moon. There's really nothing else you can do

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davisjenny81 30

Did you see any stock figures while you were out there? Hehe

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davisjenny81 30

It was sketchy out there, and stick figures are sketches, duh

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chinaski7628 32

Probably would've made more sense if you'd spelled 'stick' correctly in your first post....

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YepThatsMeee 23

If stick figures are sticky, are stock figures stocky?

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