Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, after having gone off the pill a couple of weeks ago, I finally got my old friskiness back only to find part of a condom wrapper in my husband's pocket. Turns out he was impatient and went elsewhere. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
Surprise!
steve412 0
Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.
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Comments (280)
tc41365 1
Put a condom in the garbage for your wife to find and see if she says anything.
loganmarquez 3
Got kids?
disbekable 7
A lot of women use condoms when they're getting off by themselves. So really there's less then 1% chance she's cheating. Don't stress about it :)
love_me_electric 20
He said it was USED. There wouldn't be semen in it if she was using it to **********.
disbekable 7
ok fair enough.
ImGonnaDieAlone 5
She could have used it with a ***** to save having to clean it later... maybe just ask her about it instead of jumping to conclusions?
cetlawizard 15
Why do so many people claim/assume that they are "happily married"?...only when "ignorance is truly bliss". Which was apparently your case (unfortunately)..sorry to hear your wife's being a dog (like most women seem to think guys are), time to confront her or first install small cameras to catch her while you're out & then she can't lie when you confront her about it.
LuvvableMi_Mi 0
Must not have been too happy.?
Sikander_fml 1
not your wife
jmashini 13
Why were you looking through the trash in the first place?...
EveOfJudas 9
Have any kids? Could be theirs. But hey, ask her about it before you jump on it.
NickPaulson 6
Do you have a kid old enough (physically) to do that?