By Geemeisters - 08/11/2015 10:03 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML
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AkBunny907 18

Did you get the job, or was the spider the only one able to accomplish anything in this story?

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Revan501 15

welp time to burn the car and the hair.

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Revan501 15

welp time to burn the car and the hair.

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smackaroonial 20
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Don't do that, I think Charlotte was trying to write interview advice so the OP could get some needed help.

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phoneaddict13 29
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but Charlotte died. is she alive?? bu dum dum..

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potatomus62 19
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#30 SPOILER WARNING, JESUS CHRIST.

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Jakk100 20
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At least the spider found you very important!

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Kieranr10 23
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Maybe the interviewers like spiders.

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moniculkin 19
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It was probably one of Charlotte's babies helping you get that job.

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worldclassrager 39
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Maybe you can now save the world...if it bites you...then you will be really important...

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singlwforlife 22

Time to blow up your car and shave your head! Start a new fashion trend, you don't need hair! ;)

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AkBunny907 18

Did you get the job, or was the spider the only one able to accomplish anything in this story?

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briahw 10
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How did you not feel that? Haha ... Did you get the job??

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lexiieeex3 32

Well that's one way to start the day...

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Cads1 24
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And? I think I may have missed the point here.

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KK3137 31
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OP is so unimportant and outdated that the spider started using them as a stationary point for its cobweb like a piece of neglected furniture. Unlike the furniture, though, OP is totally capable of moving forward and achieving bigger things, though I'm sure the spider was happy for at least the 15 miles he got to spend making his cobweb.

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