FML : Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking...

Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Geemeisters / Sunday 8 November 2015 10:03 / United Kingdom - Studley

Transportation

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By AkBunny907 | 18

#6457191 - Monday 9 November 2015 8:53

Did you get the job, or was the spider the only one able to accomplish anything in this story?

By Revan501 | 15

#6457181 - Monday 9 November 2015 8:47

welp time to burn the car and the hair.

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By Revan501 | 15

#6457181 - Monday 9 November 2015 8:47

welp time to burn the car and the hair.

smackaroonial | 20

#6457355 - Monday 9 November 2015 15:25

Don't do that, I think Charlotte was trying to write interview advice so the OP could get some needed help.

phoneaddict13 | 29

#6464993 - Thursday 19 November 2015 13:57

but Charlotte died. is she alive?? bu dum dum..

potatomus62 | 19

#6508272 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 8:07

#30 SPOILER WARNING, JESUS CHRIST.

By Jakk100 | 20

#6457183 - Monday 9 November 2015 8:48

At least the spider found you very important!

By Kieranr10 | 23

#6457186 - Monday 9 November 2015 8:51

Maybe the interviewers like spiders.

By moniculkin | 18

#6457188 - Monday 9 November 2015 8:52

It was probably one of Charlotte's babies helping you get that job.

By worldclassrager | 39

#6457189 - Monday 9 November 2015 8:52

Maybe you can now save the world...if it bites you...then you will be really important...

By singlwforlife | 22

#6457190 - Monday 9 November 2015 8:53

Time to blow up your car and shave your head! Start a new fashion trend, you don't need hair! ;)

By AkBunny907 | 18

#6457191 - Monday 9 November 2015 8:53

Did you get the job, or was the spider the only one able to accomplish anything in this story?

By briahw | 10

#6457195 - Monday 9 November 2015 9:01

How did you not feel that? Haha ... Did you get the job??

By lexiieeex3 | 32

#6457198 - Monday 9 November 2015 9:07

Well that's one way to start the day...

By Cads1 | 24

#6457202 - Monday 9 November 2015 9:19

And? I think I may have missed the point here.

KK3137 | 31

#6457213 - Monday 9 November 2015 10:02

OP is so unimportant and outdated that the spider started using them as a stationary point for its cobweb like a piece of neglected furniture. Unlike the furniture, though, OP is totally capable of moving forward and achieving bigger things, though I'm sure the spider was happy for at least the 15 miles he got to spend making his cobweb.