Animals and Transportation: Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This...

By abigiggles - 26/08/2018 22:00

Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 13:29 - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cops laughed at me. FML

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Beep beep

By Arachnofail - 08/04/2016 04:16 - France - Goussainville

Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2012 12:39 - Australia

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

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By raven_of_azarath - 29/07/2019 02:00

Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML

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Sunday 26 August 2018 23:23

That must have been horrible, only to get home and see a picture of a tarantula posted on a wall by your girlfriend.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Monday 27 August 2018 16:39

This is where you open your window and bitchslap the spider out onti the highway...

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real life problems 26

Sunday 26 August 2018 23:23

That must have been horrible, only to get home and see a picture of a tarantula posted on a wall by your girlfriend.

wanted_2_want 40

Monday 27 August 2018 4:43

Did you also scream like a little girl and called the cops when were chased by a baby squirrel?

blightsight 10

Monday 27 August 2018 6:58

pussy

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Monday 27 August 2018 16:39

This is where you open your window and bitchslap the spider out onti the highway...

abigiggles 39

Wednesday 14 November 2018 21:18

Op here. This happened a few years ago when I had an older car. It apparently came into my car when a few friends and I went shopping to get camping chairs. While putting the chairs away in the car, I saw a spider web from a nearby branch on one of the chairs but thought it was the other way around (one being in the chair and going onto the branch). Learned my lesson and am glad I stayed *mostly* calm to be able to keep driving safely until we got to a convenience store.