FML : Today, when I realized I'd forgot rice on the stove, I jumped off my chair and pulled off my headphones really fast. Now I've got burnt rice and broken...

Today, when I realized I'd forgot rice on the stove, I jumped off my chair and pulled off my headphones really fast. Now I've got burnt rice and broken headphones. FML

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You deserved it

By BurntBroken - / Monday 9 January 2017 13:16 /

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By Yudith | 17

#7385709 - Monday 9 January 2017 18:44

Two words: rice cooker.

By Cali | 52

#7385822 - Tuesday 10 January 2017 1:40

None of this would've happened if OP had ordered in. No stove, no problem!

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By RichardPencil | 26

#7385643 - Monday 9 January 2017 15:42

Don't despair! I just heard this great podcast about saving burnt rice. You can listen to it and, oh, wait . . .

By Yudith | 17

#7385709 - Monday 9 January 2017 18:44

Two words: rice cooker.

By Cali | 52

#7385822 - Tuesday 10 January 2017 1:40

None of this would've happened if OP had ordered in. No stove, no problem!

By jcash52426 | 5

#7386356 - Tuesday 10 January 2017 23:49

Better to have to replace rice and headphone. Then your whole kitchen or house from a fire

By penguinsgaming | 18

#7386390 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 0:59

At least you didn't burn your house down.

By penguinsgaming | 18

#7386391 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 0:59

At least you didn't burn your house down.

By jcash52426 | 5

#7386429 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 2:09

I think there is an echo in here

By Iwannarock1 | 19

#7386509 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 6:03

Whatever

By Iwannarock1 | 19

#7386510 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 6:07

Richard Pencil, has a small pencil.

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