Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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niesenator 0
How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?
Randoodle 0
I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!
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Comments (220)
emily420 0
snickerdoodles always talking shit!
Apache_fml 0
nice eyes
mrguy266 0
and you guys need to stop hating on snickers..she didn't do anything wrong..although some comments she makes are sometimes a nuisance..people have different opinions..so keep those unneeded "insults" up your ass and ******* move on..it's a website..not "no mans land"
asianwolf 2
of karma**
_Jibran_ 0
wow snicker posted one comment. Now all the comments are pretty much about her in some way or the other. Thats really sad.
mrguy266 0
Yea, she is annoying sometimes, but she could be bawling her eyes out for what you guys say, put her feeling into consideration before you try to seem "super cool" for putting somebody down..
demoon_fml 7
I agree. People need to stop putting others down to upper their own self-esteem. I think snickerdoodles is ******* awesome!
caits13 0
I think that snickerdoodles is a pain in the butt but there's no reason to "f***ing hate" people you've only met on FML. People make mistakes and I hope she learnt that being a bit of a troll doesn't make you cool or better in anyway, it just puts people down and they might feel the way she feels when reading the comments people post about snicker. Snicker, stop commenting. You're better off without it.
heeheehoo 0
She can't, FML is her life.
MadPercussion 0
I'm really not trying to be a grammar Nazi, but I really hate when people spell 'lose' wrong. so many people think it is spelled 'loose', and it's not just on this website, I see it everywhere. I can live with bad grammar, but when so many people spell a word wrong, I just have to correct them.
vollyball921 0
lol oooohhhhhh tht sux :(
mzhonesty 0
That really sucks. It's also why I carry at most $40 in my wallet and put the rest of my money in a bank account.
ericvolp12 0
I couldn't believe how much I laughed
soccer828 0
#37- win