Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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niesenator 0
How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?
Randoodle 0
I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!
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Comments (220)
JonnySayer 0
@1. how is it his fault, if you found $100 on the floor you would pick it up, wouldn't you?? or would you still be on FML and not looking as everyone is sick of your presence on this website.
H0llyw00dWh0r3 0
Oh, many people WOULD pick up the money. All she was saying is that although you may choose to pick the money up, karma would somehow get you back in another way. I don't think she's saying she wouldn't pick up the money, just that she wouldn't be surprised if karma got her back some way or another, if that makes sense. =/ It's hard to explain, but I suppose it's like.. If you had someone you hated infront of you, like REALLY hated, and had a gun infront of you, and you shot them, the police would probably catch you, and you would know it, but you'd do it anyway. Bad example, I know, but it was one of the easiest to explain.
djarash 0
people need to relax on the comments. take it easy. no need to talk smack
dance2211 0
you deseved it for carrying so much money around in the first place.
4nac8 0
Regarding all this Snickerdoodles bashing- when did it become acceptable to verbally assault a teenage girl on a public forum?
dynky 3
Since the invention of the internet.
Randon_j 0
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Fop 6
YDI. You were about to pick up some random person's money. Petty, egocentrical scum. The guy who stole yours will hopefully get jabbed in the eye.
Resquall 0
You can't diss Snickerdoodles for commenting on these FML's, because it doesn't take that long, and she might have the iPod Touch app that gives push messages, showing when there are new FML's.
tweetbaby14 18
snickerdoodles is a bitch!!!! jk I don't even know her none of you do so really why are you guys saying she's on too much, ugly, and a grammar Nazi? I bet she already is aware of how much she's on and really you guys are in no position to judge her. you're bashing people over the internet, so you guys need to get over yourselves.
junolee 0
why is everybody hating on snicks pic if youre so hot why don't you upload one
uhohuscrewedup 0
fake...so there's money everywhere?