Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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niesenator 0
How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?
Randoodle 0
I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!
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cookie_monster2 0
snick you just made fun of a guy earlier for saying "ain't" and now you said it. you are such a hipocryte and I DONT CARE if I spelled that wrong.
xTBearx 0
Oh my god, quit ******* bashing people over a website! Keep your damn opinions to yourself, if you don't like someone, ignore them! And you don't even bash right! You don't use texting language! This isn't your best friend or facebook, don't comment on peoples pictures either, I don't even know why they allow pics, but don't comment on people other then the OP. -Ends Rant.-
paper_tigers 0
ok so when I read this FML it seemed that perhaps all 400 was their money and they just recovered 100 of it... and the only way I could think that the money could have fallen out was that it had been placed loose the pocket and they were probably hand ******* it to see if it were still there... but if that were the case why would they check their wallet...
DGross 8
@54... at least she put one up... If you're going to make fun of her make fun of the grammar nazi side (which is legit annoying at times), not the fact that you think she looks like shit. Just saying...the fact that every comment you leave is about you hating on snickerdoodles...
jjhtown 0
snick the op was applying that it fell out thats why the op picked it up nothing to do with karma
brucesgirl 0
I would have kicked his ass money is hard to come by I don't carry that much cash on me
bozodaone 0
hoydenrulez are you the official FML comment rater? How much do you get paid for that?
TrollGrammarNazi 0
I hate how people dedicate their whole lifes to grammar Nazis and trolling ... *gasp* but seriously snickerdoodles I wanna be the caramel in your snickers
angiiebaby 0
how did it fall out of your wallet? lol that sucks though!!
Kockdiesel 0
how is picking up a $100 bill, then turning to fing someone picking up the $300 he lost karma? it's irony not karma. snickerdoodles you're an idiot. karma would be having you hands ran over by a truck so your dumbass couldn't make anymore smartass comments.