Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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niesenator 0
How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?
Randoodle 0
I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!
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Comments (220)
Kungfujunk 0
He can spend that $100 on you tonight, you *****.
deathcab7 0
^ for some reason i can not stop laughing at this. hahaha
Bellak23 0
you should've gone after him
goldcrome 0
so then get ur money back from the guy and takethe 100 u found.
FMLowLife 0
YDI! Look where you open your wallet!
OneHottBaby 1
I swearr ive seen thatt happen before :P
WordsOfHope 0
for once I agree with snickerdoodles
jal10a 1
Why is everybody trippin off this girl? Yea she might b this and that but come on now u on FML and yall are actin jus a lil bit too crazy i mean i dont agree wit her but i aint goin outta my way to bash her and put her on a pedestal and let her think she got haters cuz thts basically what yall doin
sourgirl101 29
Exactly! He didn't say he only had $300. He said $300 was missing from his wallet which means he was carrying more cash on him and dropped it. Why you didn't get your money from the person picking it up I'll never understand. FYL for not claiming what was clearly yours to get back. Yo, can I get an 8ball?
samantha_durano 6
junk punch him and take your money back. that's what I would've done.