Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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Top comments
niesenator 0
How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?
Randoodle 0
I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!
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Comments (220)
bkullas 0
all this snick bashing made my morning so much better
mfmylifesrsly 30
guys quit ****** hating on her. sheesh and she probably missed the point cause she was trying to be first, der der!
CrazeDblaze 0
your a retard for carrying that much
deathcab7 0
keeeep the peace people. (: everyone should be able to say what they want without being bashed for it. settle settle. its a website. its not like you are ever going to meet these people so why take time to single them out? huhhh. now, free hugs for everyone ! :D
Monztar 0
Get a Bank card. or a wallet without holes smart one
Gvil_Eenius 0
I'm calling BULLSHIT! How do you lose money from a wallet when you have to take it out to put found money in it???
janise 2
I find it hard to believe that the OP found $100 on the ground (which probably wasn't his money since it was ahead of him so he would of had to thrown the money or noticed it fly away from his wallet) then turned around to discover $300 had fell out of his wallet. Sounds a little too coincidental too me especially since we're talking relatively large sums of cash.
israelnotjacob 20
Yeah I think this is BS. If the story was I found a dollar and then realized I had lost five I would be willing to believe that, but the odds that two amounts of money that large could be lost within that close of a vicinity within that short of a time are extremely unlikely. That would be like getting hit by a small meteorite, actually managing to get up and then getting hit by another after limping or crawling 10 feet. Possible? Sure. Probable? Not in the slightest bit.
grungecat 0
YOUR COMMENT IS SOMEHOW MORE IMPORTANT THAN OTHER PEOPLES' THEREFORE I MUST INSULT YOUR PERSONALITY.
GordonLC 0
Not necessarily. He caught the guy picking up his money, so he still had time to catch him before he got too far.
bobtythecow 0
Hey Snickerdoodles, First of all you're a bitch. Second of all you look like a twelve year old boy. Lastly, GET OFF OF FML... YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO EVERYONE!!!