Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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niesenator 0
How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?
Randoodle 0
I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!
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Comments (220)
revcanon 0
how the F does $300 fall out of a closed wallet?
FortuneFaded 0
Lol 144, so true.
trillian_fml 0
what kind of wallet do you have that money just falls out? doesn't that defeat the purpose of having a wallet?
thedivinecomeD 0
what if the guy who lost the hundred dollars found a fifty and saw you picking up his money... and the guy who lost the fifty found a twenty, and the guy who lost the twenty found a ten, and that guy found a five, and that guy found a dollar... and one homeless man was really pissed he didn't walk down that sidewalk... :D
kemar7856 0
lies your telling me your wallet has a huge hole for your money to fall out of and your pants does too plus how can you find the money if infront of you
pandemic_fml 0
Holy shit, everyone hating on Snick needs to shut the **** up. "She comments on every FML!" So do Perdix and a lot of others. I don't see you bitching about that. "She's a grammar nazi!" Good. I'm tired of seeing you idiots use the wrong form of 'your' all the time, too. "She's so mean and arrogant!" Aww, did she hurt your widdle feewings? Seriously. Ignore her if you don't like her. "She's ugly!" What the **** are you smoking? I'm a girl, and I'd tap that.
raju618 0
I think he's lying
darkmis1 18
YDI for having that much cash in your wallet. Take that money and put it in the bank.
Batman4890 0
who carries around $300? Ever heard of a credit/debit card? they tend to not fall out so easy and you can keep your money even if you loose your card YDI
buttonface 0
You're all faggots. There. Now everyone return to your holes and shut the **** up.