Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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Top comments
niesenator 0
How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?
Randoodle 0
I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!
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Comments (220)
Se7enfreaxxx 0
wtf I sed "you" but my iPod changed it to "toy"??????
MF12 0
you probably accidentally put "yoy" instead of you
caits13 0
say to him, "i dropped the money. its mine i promise. but u can have the $100 that i just found." :p
allard 14
:S that was supposed to be under #9's comment.
topbanana 0
if it was securly in your wallet then how did it fall out??
LeoBrZ81 0
I wonder if, had he demanded his $300 back from the would-be thief, he would have gotten it back at all. People are pretty heartless when it comes to money. OP would have had to be ready to literally fight for his property.
LeoBrZ81 0
I wonder if, had he demanded his $300 back from the would-be thief, he would have gotten it back at all. People are pretty heartless when it comes to money. OP would have had to be ready to literally fight for his property.
DGross 8
is it just me or is $400 quite a bit to carry on you at all times?
Emmmmm55 0
I would ask for it back
ydiftw 0
**** you for liking Justin Bieber
MadPercussion 0
Justin beiber is a ****** ******
paperisuseful 0
this is pretty fake IMO
wienerdog 0
quit trying to make your pic badass snickerfool
bridgette5866 0
Hey mshooter, you just said "most stupidest". Who's the dumbass now?