Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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niesenator 0
How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?
Randoodle 0
I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!
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Comments (220)
Jrook 0
weinerdog, how is a picture of your face trying to be badass? if she was holding a gun and flashing gang signs, then yeah I can see your comment making sense... but right now it more looks like your the pot calling the kettle black
Metzler31 17
seriously shut up. turn it in to who? and how would they possibly trace cash?
cgysoccerfreak 0
that's why you don't keep $300 in your wallet you stupid shit
boatkicker 5
Do people often drop large amounts of cash where you live? I can't say I've ever found more than $10 on the ground, and even that was mine which I had lost earlier that day. It fell out of my pocket on my way to catch the bus, and miraculously didn't blow away.... or that's what I'm assuming at least. I highly doubt someone else dropped the same amount of money I lost in a place that no one besides me ever walked. Largest amount of money that wasn't mine that I found was five bucks...
boatkicker 5
I was just thinking that. lol.
kally2010 0
sounds fake !!!!
Toxxic_Blackout 0
The OP was doing something bad by finding $100 (someone else's hard earned money) and deciding to keep it. The karma is that he opened his wallet to find his $300 missing, and some guy picking it up.
BrainFreezeee 0
better than nothing
hoydenrulez 0
ur ugly snickerdoodle. change your ****** pic we don't need to see that shit
hoydenrulez 0
does anybody think snickerdoodles like a complete bitch? she's like commented on every fml and they are all really stupid ******* comments. hella ****** stupid.. sorry no offence but getta life biattchhh.
paper_tigers 0
she is a grammer/spelling Nazi and makes sure everyone knows they didn't spell or use something right. She kinda brings it upon herself...
MF12 0
you can't really say "no offense" when you're calling her comments f*cking stupid and calling her a biatch. doesn't really work.