Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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Top comments
niesenator 0
How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?
Randoodle 0
I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!
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Comments (220)
jojo9772 0
ask him for it its yours
imbuedshilo 0
I woulda punch that cat in the face and took my 300 $$ back.
KurouTenshi 0
if you lost $300, and you found $100, wouldn't the guy then be picking up $200?
heartbrokenemo 0
I didn't think of that! That was smart. Or this could be a seperate $100 from the original $300.
KurouTenshi 0
well I guess genus lucky for finding $100 I need to move in OPs neighbourhood where it rains 100s :o
PsychoMerk 0
win some, you lose more? /:D
infamouskilla 0
I'll say FYL because that really does suck, but you're dumb for carrying that much cash around with you in the first place.
Toxxic_Blackout 0
That really isn't that much. Maybe they were planning in buying something with said cash?
XCaLX_fml 0
who says said i say the
XCaLX_fml 0
or wen speaking spanish i say la/el
ktbird 0
I agree. That's what credit and debit are for.
junker311 0
$300 is a lot... especially in the economy right now. For most people, losing $300 would really hurt them. Could be their rent money or grocery money... maybe when you get older you'll understand.
fisheatsbear 6
how is this karma? the op didn't do anything bad
denbeste 3
Logic is very hard, Snickerdoodles. Agree?
morgan0102 0
exactly...thts what debit cards are for, that's what you get for carrying that much cash.
Se7enfreaxxx 0
tell the guy toy dropped money!
allard 14
Do you really have to say that? I mean yeah she's hot, but must you post that infront of everyone and make her feel akwardddd? Have some manners.