All shook up

By tongue tied - 16/08/2022 04:00

Today, at work at a beauty salon, I was explaining to a mom and her daughter about how we were going to style their hair, and the processes involved. I tripped over my words, saying, "We’ll start with a wash and a blowjob." Pretty sure from the way they stomped out I might not have a job tomorrow. FML
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Damn, that blows :(

In this economy, offering a barter is a kind option. Although for a blowjob, I'd think a wash AND a trim would be a fair trade.

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In this economy, offering a barter is a kind option. Although for a blowjob, I'd think a wash AND a trim would be a fair trade.

Damn, that blows :(

Small chance of success but when it does, it's the stuff of Penthouse Letters.